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Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989) More at IMDbPro »

Cindy: Why are you doing this to me?
Angela: Because you're a cheerleader, a fornicator, a drug taker, a nasty snotty bigot, and besides that... you're real nice!
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Herman Miranda: Where'd you learn to chop wood like that?
Angela: I've never chopped wood before. But I've chopped other things.
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Angela: Good thing you're dead 'cause in a couple of years your breasts would have been sagging something terrible!
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Angela: It seems every year I'm at camp someone loses their head.
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Angela: Are you a cheerleader?
Cindy: Yeah.
Angela: Are you a virgin?
Cindy: No?
Angela: You take drugs?
Cindy: Doesn't everybody?
Angela: Strike three.
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Lily Miranda: What's your favourite type of movie Bobby?
Bobby Stark: Ones that make America look great, like... Rambo 3
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Lily Miranda: What's your favourite type of movie?
Riff: Ones with tits and blood.
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[repeated line]
Riff: Fuck that shit!
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Angela: So why did you come here?
Bobby Stark: It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, plus it would look REALLY good on my resume.
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[Riff plays a tape on his boom-box]
Angela: Angels are pretty ;Angels can fly, and here is the angel that'll make you die! You got no style and, you got no cares all ya do is fight and swear. So say your prayers and make a mends, cause ya life story is about to end.
Riff: [pause] What the fuck?
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Cindy: I like movies with really good acting. Like Gone with the wind or Care Bears.
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[after killing Bobby]
Angela: Thank God there'll be one less idiot in politics.
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Paramedic: She's still alive.
Policeman: We should just finish it now. We should kill her.
Paramedic: It would be easy.
Policeman: It would put an end to it, once and for all.
Paramedic: Where are we?
Policeman: I'll check.
[Angela grabs a needle and stabs the two men]
Ambulance driver: What's going on back there?
Angela: Just taking care of business.
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Bobby Stark: Looks like we're part...
Riff: Shut up!
Bobby Stark: Sure man. Cool man. Right on.
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Snowboy: Party all night! Teenage Wasteland!
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Angela: Have a good life.
[the car drives away, pause]
Angela: What's left of it.
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Lily Miranda: What's your favourite colour?
Angela: Blood red.
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[making cleaning powder up to look like cocaine]
Angela: One of the major risks of being a drug addict is not knowing whether or not the stuff is pure.
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[Angela has handed the "cocaine" over]
Toni Richards: Good stuff?
Angela: It'll really clean your pipes.
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Bobby Stark: Hi, I'm Bobby Stark. You don't mind if I sit here?
Angela: Sure.
[he takes a seat. Pause]
Bobby Stark: So... you're underpriviliged.
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Angela: Why did I think this year would be any different?
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Toni Richards: You Look a little older than the rest
Angela: Massive Drugs
Toni Richards: Drugs huh? you wouldn't know where where I can score some coke?
Angela: Yeah, there's a machine in the dining hall.
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Angela: You look just like your son when you get mad.
Officer Barney Whitmore: How many people have you killed this time?
Angela: I dunno. A lot.
Officer Barney Whitmore: You gonna kill me too?
[she nods]
Officer Barney Whitmore: How?A knife,A drill or A chainsaw?Fire,Battery acid or are you just gonna cut my head off like you did my son's? Well Angela... what's it gonna be?
Angela: A gun.
[she fires]
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Marcia Holland: Oh God that Tony guy is hot.
Cindy: He's Mexican
[laughs]
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[as Angela is burying Lily in a garbage pit]
Lily Miranda: Get me out of here! There's rats in here! They'll eat me alive!
Angela: Don't worry, they'll be suffocated soon.
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Angela: Are you a cheerleader?
Cindy: Yes.
Angela: You a virgin?
Cindy: No.
Angela: Do you take drugs?
Cindy: Doesn't everybody?
Angela: Strike three!
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Cindy: [Angela is running Cindy up a flagpole] Hey! What are you doing? Do you know who my dad is? Lemme down! Stop it! I'll sue you for everything you've got! Stop it! Why are you doing this to me?
Angela: Because you're a cheerleader, a fornicator, a drug taker, a nasty snotty bigot and beside's that, you're real nice.
[sends Cindy plunging to her death]
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