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Return of the Living Dead II (1988) Poster

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Zombie: BRRRAAAAAINNNNSSSS!

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Zombie Head: Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!

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Jesse Wilson: That's why you're dead, ass wipe. No brains and a big mouth.

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Ed: You're right, there's a chill in the air tonight. Fifty-eight years old, can't be too careful in this weather.

Joey: [pointing to coffin] Yeah, you'll end up in one of those.

Ed: Uh-uh. Not me. You'll never find me in one of these. I'm gonna get me cremated.

Joey: You're just afraid that some old creep like you is gonna come along and steal your head.

Ed: Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!

Joey: Like this job?

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Doc Mandel: Harvey, it wasn't my fault. We ran out of type O.

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Joey: I feel like we've been here before. You... Me... Them!

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Brenda: Joey, I'm not into dead guys!

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Billy: You told, you told, now you die like me.

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Lucy Wilson: Look, they're ugly and they're dirty and they're dumb, and I don't even care if they are dead. I hate 'em, there's no way they're touching me!

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Joey: Let me eat your braaaiiiiiinnnnn!

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Ed: Kiss, kiss.

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Tarman: Brains! Brains! I want, live brain! Brains! Brains!

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Jesse Wilson: Hello? Hello, is there anybody out there? Come in, come in. Can you hear me? Is anybody out there? Hello? Can you tell us where to go?

Special Zombie: Come to the hospital.

Jesse Wilson: Sure, we'll be right there!

Doc Mandel: Hold it, hold it! Uh, pardon me, but would you mind telling me who the President of the United States is?

Special Zombie: Um, Harry Truman.

Jesse Wilson: Who's Harry Truman?

Tom Essex: They want brains, we'll give them brains.

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Joey: But they smell so good... so spicy...

Brenda: Take me!

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Doc Mandel: Hardly anything to get excited about, it's only a severed hand.

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Col. Glover: Jesus Christ, not again

[muttered when looking at guys in hazmat suits examining two Trioxin barrels]

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Brenda: Is it cancer?

Doc Mandel: If we're lucky.

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Tom Essex: [trying to start the Cadillac] Cherry, huh?

Doc Mandel: Well, it was cherry.

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Jesse Wilson: Make my night.

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[Last Lines]

Zombie Head: Oh, come on, guy. Back off with that thing. I got gas! Blergh! Don't hit a girl when she's down! Oh! Oh! AAH!

[a soldier with a flamethrower burns the head]

Zombie Head: Okay. No more brains. You win. For now!

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