Return of the Living Dead Part II
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Jesse Wilson: That's why you're dead, asswipe. No brains and a big mouth!
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Ed: You're right, there's a chill in the air tonight. Fifty-eight years old, can't be too careful in this weather.
Joey: [pointing to coffin] Yeah, you'll end up in one of those.
Ed: Uh-uh. Not me. You'll never find me in one of these. I'm gonna get me cremated.
Joey: You're just afraid that some old creep like you is gonna come along and steal your head.
Ed: Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!
Joey: Like this job?
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Doc Mandel: Hey look, it's Harvey!... It wasn't my fault, Harvey, we ran out of type O!
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Joey: I feel like we've been here before. You... Me... Them!
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Zombie: BRRRAAAAAINNNNSSSS!
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Brenda: Joey, I'm not into dead guys!
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Billy: You told, you told, now you die like me.
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Lucy Wilson: Look, they're ugly and they're dirty and they're dumb, and I don't even care if they are dead. I hate 'em, there's no way they're touching me!
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Joey: Let me eat your braaaiiiiiinnnnn!
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Ed: Kiss, kiss.
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Zombie Head: Get that damned screwdriver out of my head!
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Tarman: Brains! I want your brains!
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Jesse Wilson: Hello? Hello? Hello is there anybody out there? Come in, come in. Is there anybody out there? Can you tell us where to go?
Special Zombie: Come to the hospital.
Jesse Wilson: Sure, we'll be right there!
Doc Mandel: Whoa, hold it, hold it... uh pardon me but would you mind telling me who the President of the United States is?
Special Zombie: Um... hm... Harry Truman.
Jesse Wilson: Who's Harry Truman?
Tom Essex: They want brains... we'll give 'em brains.
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Joey: But they smell so good... so spicy...
Brenda: Take me!
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Doc Mandel: Hardly anything to get excited about, it's only a severed hand.
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Col. Glover: Jesus Christ, not again
[muttered when looking at guys in hazmat suits examining two Trioxin barrels]
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Brenda: Is it cancer?
Doc Mandel: If we're lucky.
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