The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988)
Gary Marshetta: "You know those things are damn near indestructable. Come nuclear holocaust, there will be two things left in this world... cockroaches, and god damned portable shithouses!"
Gary Marshetta: Your oldest son is half an hour late.
Pam Marshetta: He was three weeks late being born.
Gary Marshetta: I didn't think it was funny then, either.
Carla Headlee: You are like some stray dog I never should have fed.
Leslie: Rupert Marshetta, where have you been all year?
Rupert: The Bahamas, what does it look like?
Leslie: Well, you can't come in here unless you're dressed from Dallas or Dynasty.