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Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) Poster

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Sgt. Moses Hightower: Sir, I realize this is your jurisdiction. But if there is a rescue attempt, we would like to volunteer.

Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Commissioner Murdock, I couldn't agree more. I think it is vital that the rescues know Commandant Lassard intimately. Now, I can vouch for the abilities of these officers. After all, I trained them myself.

Sgt. Larvell Jones: Must be the drugs.

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[Captain Harris, with the word Dork burned into his chest, approaches a bar where Cmndt. Lassard, Chief Hurst, Chief Murdock, and the Mayor of Miami are seated]

Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Oh Mr. Mayor, excuse me sir. I don't mean to insult your city, but the people on this beach are very rude and hostile.

Mayor of Miami: Well, I'm sorry to hear that... Captain Dork!

[the gentlemen at the bar break down in laughter, and Harris finally realizes what has been burned on to his chest]

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Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Some dickhead is standing in my sun!

Sgt. Nick Lassard: Oh, Captain Harris! Hey, I didn't see you there. You know, I don't think we've been introduced. My name is Nick...

Capt. Thaddeus Harris: I don't care who you are, buttwipe. Just get out of my sun!

Sgt. Nick Lassard: Buttwipe?

Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Scram, sleazeball!

Sgt. Nick Lassard: Okay, fine.

[Leaves]

Sgt. Nick Lassard: Buttwipe, huh? Never heard that before.

Lt. Proctor: That was great, Sir!

Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Proctor?

Lt. Proctor: Yes, Sir?

Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Now you're in my sun.

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Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Proctor! Where is Proctor?

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Capt. Thaddeus Harris: You'll never get away with this, you two-bit filthy scum!

Tony: What did he call me?

Mouse: Scum.

Tony: Ah. Well, perhaps you'd like to leave now.

[snaps fingers]

Tony: Mouse?

[Mouse cocks his pistol]

Capt. Thaddeus Harris: [laughs weakly] About that "filthy scum" comment...

Tony: Shut up, shark bait.

Capt. Thaddeus Harris: "Shark bait"?

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Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: [a shark starts swimming toward the beach and everybody is running away until the shark swims right up to Tackleberry's gun] . You leave the swimming area NOW, Mister!

[the shark swims away]

Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: .

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