Mystic Pizza (1988) Poster



Daisy: I fucked up.

Charles Gordon Windsor, Jr.: Yeah... but you gave it a 100% effort!

Daisy: Jesus Christ, these shoes are killing me.

Leona: Daisy, do you have to talk like that?

Daisy: I'm sorry, I meant to say 'These fucking shoes are killing me.'

[giving a pizza to Kat]

Daisy: Say hello to Mom for me.

Katherine: No, I'll be late for my interview.

Daisy: Well, then you better hurry!

Katherine: I've been three times this week.

Daisy: Four, and you go to Heaven.

[Kat leaves]

Daisy: Kat, such a good girl. Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?

Katherine: [almost runs into Daisy, while holding a hot pizza] Watch it, Daisy!

Daisy: What? Think I got eyes in my butt?

Katherine: That's where your brains are!

Leona: Honey, you'd do just fine if you just used your head a little more

Daisy: Yeah, well, don't worry about me. I'm gonna slingin' pizza for the rest of my life

Daisy: Daddy banging the babysitter is a really old story, Kat; it happens all the time.

Bill: [to Jojo] I'm tellin you I LOVE YOU, and all you love is my *dick*! Do you know how that makes me feel?

[last lines]

Jojo: You know what I wonder?

Daisy: What?

Jojo: What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?

[first spoken lines]

Priest: Be seated.


Priest: We're gathered here to witness and bless the joining together forever of William and Josefina in Christian marriage. The firm covenant of marriage is permanent in this lifetime because it was established by God, and once entered into it may never be broken without risk of eternal damnation. So we ask you now, in the presence of God, family, and friends, to declare your intentions to enter a binding and permanent union with one another for as long as you both shall draw breath on this earth.

Daisy: [after Charles tries to make Daisy feel better about her thinking he was cheating on her and dumping fish water into his car] Daisy: You're weird!

Charles Gordon Windsor, Jr.: I'm weird?

[Looks at car filled with fish water]

Charles Gordon Windsor, Jr.: Can you give us a ride home?"

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