The alcoholic owners of Dreamytime Escorts are approached by hit-man Mr Jolly,to 'take out' radio quiz host Nicholas Parsons. Parsons is due to open an off-licence owned by Heimie Henderson but Henderson has fallen foul of gangster Lovebucket who hopes to stop the opening by killing the star. The two escorts misinterpret the instruction to kill Mr Parsons and,instead,take him out for a night of drinking,using the blood money they were given. Next day,having failed in their task, they are forced to admit their mistake to Mr Jolly. Written by
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Now if you don't kill Nicholas Parsons by twelve o'clock, I'll kill you. Make it tidy.
[puts down a handgun
But if you can't do that, make it messy.
[one of Mr Jolly's henchmen puts down a chainsaw
Yeah. And if you can't make it messy...
[puts down a pair of hand grenades
...make it noisy.
And if you can't make it noisy...make it stupid.
[puts down a stuffed toy rabbit
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Music by Burt Bacharach
and lyrics by Hal David See more