Cyber Ninja
(1988)
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Cyber Ninja
(1988)
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Hanbei Kawai | ... |
Akagi
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Hiroki Ida | ... |
Jiromaru
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Eri Morishita | ... |
Princess Saki
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Makoto Yokoyama | ... |
Shiranui
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Fuyukichi Maki | ... | |
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Masaaki Emori | ... |
Dark Overlord
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Shôhei Yamamoto | ... |
Raimei Dark Bishop
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Satou Anada | ... |
Young Warrior
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Chikara Aragaki | ... |
Young Warrior
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Satoshi Itô | ... |
Hiu-Kaku /
voice of Shiranui
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Hajime Iwasaki | ... |
Young Warrior
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Hiroaki Mita | ... |
Shoki
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Kaori Nitami | ... |
Woman Warrior
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Hiromi Saitô | ... |
Woman Warrior
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Hideki Sasaki | ... |
Ninja-Roid
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A man's body and soul are stolen and used as part of a demon castle. What's left becomes Cyber Ninja. He teams up with the chi students whose cyber-earmuffs show matching red symbols. They fill their swords with ammunition, grab some neo-retro-cyber-antique guns and attack the demon robot expendable ninja squad. Each fight is won by whichever side uses more gratuitous special effects. They slay the Tron-like hover droids, who are destroyed in their shame. There's a showdown with a white-armored guy with dreadlocks, who is later reincarnated by the eclipse and a lot of multicolored lightning. After killing the make-up wearing effeminate spider person, the chi school fires a giant gun at the demon castle spider cyber robot. It blows up. Written by <pyre@iastate.edu>_&_blank@iastate.edu>>>
Wow. MST3K fans check this film out out, especially the English dubbed version. It's absolutely hilarious- so bad it's good. The story is ridiculous, the hero is stupid, and the villains are like something from Power Rangers. One of the villains looks like he has a bunch of snow crabs glued to his back. I especially love the horrible dubbing. For example, the opening fight sequence involves a man (our hero, I believe) rolling down a hill. Instead of the oof's and oww's that one might imagine a man rolling down hill would make, he screams like he's been chucked over a 300 ft. cliff. God, I couldn't stop laughing. A funny movie that's not supposed to be.