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License to Drive (1988) More at IMDbPro »

Les: An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?

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Les: I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice.

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Dean: Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.

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Mr. Anderson: Les. Can you tell me what size SHARK is responsible for this. No don't say anything, save it for the judge.

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Dean: Charles, you spasticated idiot.

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Les: No thanks Dad, I already have a Mercedes.

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Mr. Anderson: I'm making some room for the old boat. Want to help, Dean?
Dean: I'd love to, Mr. Anderson. But I just remembered.
[Pretends to cough]
Dean: I'm allergic to, uh...
[Thinks]
Dean: ...dust and cardboard boxes.

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Dean: Les, that license in your wallet, that's not an ordinary piece of paper, that is a driver's license, and its not only a driver's license, it's an automobile license, and it's not only an automobile license, it's a license to live, a license to be free, a license to go wherever, whenever and with whomever you choose.

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Dean: If you're lucky she'll bite.

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Miss Hellberg: Wait a minute. Stand back children, don't trout me, I'm a living time bomb!

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Dean: Les, to live in fear is not to live at all.

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Dean: Natalie! I was wondering, if you were driving 55 miles per hour and you collided with a runaway train, would it make ANY improvement on your face?

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Mr. Anderson: We had a college fund set aside for you! That's gone now! You had free room and board, two trusting parents and a social life. All gone! You had a Tv, a stereo, baseball, tennis racket, a skateboard, a bicycle - All gone! you even had sunlight and a window in your room!

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Mr. Anderson: You are damn lucky that your mother didn't go into labor tonight!
Mrs. Anderson: Robert!
Mr. Anderson: DAMN LUCKY!
Mrs. Anderson: ROBERT! I AM in labour!

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Les' DMV Examiner: Buckle up, son! This is the real world out here!

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Miss Hellberg: Well, Mr. Anderson... We were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, YOU FAILED. God giveth, and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't fuck with the Department of Motor Vehicle. We can make your life a living hell.

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Charles: We're going to be locked up with men who murdered, and raped, and robbed convenience stores.

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Dean: Get the juicehead to pull over.

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Les: [while chasing the drunk man in the Beatle car] I don't care what you say to the man just get him to pull over.
Charles: The man is a drunken lunatic don't you think this is a little bit dangerous.
Les: Your telling about dangerous, Charles you want to know whats dangerous. Me going home and having to explain to my father that this piece of shit is my Grandfather Cadalliac.

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Les: Not too bad for a kid without his license, huh?

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Dropout #1: Hey, dweebs! Does mommy hold your dicks when you piss?

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