Memorable quotes for
The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) (TV) More at IMDbPro »

Jack McGee: I'm looking for a man...
Thor: [interrupting] You have found one!
Jack McGee: This is a particular man.
Thor: Oh, I am a particular man... and I do not like your face.
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Doctor David Banner: The wrath of God in a bottle.
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Thor: This will send you back to hell you ugly troll!
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Donald Blake: This is the 80's, I don't know what a good cause is anymore.
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Donald Blake: He wants me to be more heroic, me!
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Donald Blake: [to Thor] You dumb blonde! They have guns!
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Donald Blake: Then you'll step back in front of the death ray.
Doctor David Banner: Life ray for me.
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Thor: When the troll's upon you, you're a mighty fighter.
Doctor David Banner: You're not so bad yourself.
Thor: I know.
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Jack LeBeau: Let me get this straight, okay? Crystal clear. A big green man, Fouche? This is what I'm hearing? A big green man prevented you from accomplishing your mission?
Fouche: We can't be sure what we saw even was a man.
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[David looks out his window, and sees Jack McGee]
Donald Blake: What is it?
David: Trouble.
Thor: Trouble?
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Sgt. Lindsey: Dr. Shaw is head of Biogenetics at the Joshua Lambert Institute.
Jack McGee: Isn't that where witnesses reported seeing a green monster of some kind?
Sgt. Lindsey: Those witnesses observed something at an extreme distance. It cannot be considered reliable.
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Thor: Is there any drink in this alchemist's den?
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Donald Blake: [outside the pub, drunk] Thor, can you drive my car?
Thor: By Oden, I can try!
Donald Blake: Never mind, forget it, I'm crazy. We'll just take a cab.
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Thor: [Yelling at Jack McGee] You look like a rat-tailed Saxon to me, or a thieving Celt!
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[repeated line]
Donald Blake: [summoning Thor] By the name of Odin...
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Doctor David Banner: [tape-recording himself] With the development of this machine, my... problem... is sure to be eradicated, or at least be reduced to a controllable level. With the influence of alpha radiation, an inverse occurrence of what happened with gamma radiation is bound to occur, thus reversing the process, and curing me... I hope.
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Doctor David Banner: [answering the phone] Hello?
Maggie Shaw: Hi, Dr Banner. I just thought I'd tell you, I know of someone who's all alone at home, who's better company than that gamma transponder, and who's got a lot more curves.
Doctor David Banner: I won't be long...
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Doctor David Banner: Who are you?
Donald Blake: Bruce Banner, is that you?
Doctor David Banner: Who's that? What do you want?
Donald Blake: Okay, listen. I know it's you anyway... Do you remember me? I was your student at the University, remember? I was the mountaineer.
Doctor David Banner: Blake?... Donald Blake?
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Donald Blake: Bruce, I don't want to know why you want people to think you're dead, why you've changed your name, all that. Well, actually I'm curious as hell, but I won't ask. If you've got problems, I won't ask about them, not because I don't want to help but because I wouldn't know how I could. And... I've got a little problem myself I hope you can help me with.
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Donald Blake: [narrating] It was like something - some kind of foreknowledge, or a premonition, I don't know - was making me climb higher in spite of the absolute zero cold I was facing. And as I got higher, that feeling got stronger. Soon, I arrived at a cave. When I went inside, I found this tablet, which had an inscription on it in ancient Norse. The thing is, I was never any good at ancient runes, but I was able to understand every word on that tablet. It read: "For those who have come thus far, turn back this very moment. Or else, go forward, and be eaten by your own fate." Creepy, huh? But perfect for reverse psychology. I went forward...
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Doctor David Banner: You were in the mountains, Donald. At the altitude you reached, oxygen deprivation can easily happen, which makes one experience delusions...
Donald Blake: A hallucination? I wish. That's what I thought at first, but some time ago, back in America, I woke up... and there HE was, looking at me! He's been shadowing me around ever since, popping out like a magic rabbit from a hat! He isn't a hallucination, Bruce. He's real.
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Donald Blake: I just don't get it, you know. What does he want from me, why did he choose me?
Doctor David Banner: Why don't you ask Thor? After all, HE chose you. You're meant to help him, but he's the only one who can tell you what he wants, and why you.
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[With some deliberation and apprehension, Blake summons Thor]
Thor: [grabbing a bowl of fries] Ah, a feast at last!
Donald Blake: Food later, questions now. I want to know all about you. What happened to you? Why were you imprisoned in that cave? And why did you choose me to help you?
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Doctor David Banner: [storming around] We can't just sit here, we have to go and save Maggie!
Donald Blake: Listen, Bruce, just calm down and take a seat, all right? Otherwise your big green friend will return, and everything will go to hell!
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Donald Blake: Wait a minute. This thing could cure you, and you're going to destroy it?
Doctor David Banner: It's what they're after, if they get their hands on it it'll become a weapon. It's too dangerous. I can't let them have it.
[Bruce destroys the machine]
Doctor David Banner: Well, looks like I'm stuck with the creature a little longer...
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[a car tries to run Thor down]
Donald Blake: Look out! The car!
[Thor swings his hammer Mjolnir into the car]
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Doctor David Banner: You know, you were there to help me, fighting alongside Thor. It kind of looks like you're becoming more heroic.
Donald Blake: Yeah, I guess there's something to learn from a big goof.
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Donald Blake: Listen, Bruce, I know you didn't tell Maggie. But I think she knows, and understands.
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Donald Blake: Well, I think it's time to grab my Mister Big and head off...
[Blake and Banner watch Thor happily jogging alongside a woman]
Doctor David Banner: She's very attractive. He won't like that.
Donald Blake: So what else is new?
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[last lines]
[as Bruce leaves, Fido barks frantically after him]
Maggie Shaw: It's too late, Fido. He's gone.
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Donald Blake: [pondering Thor's requests] Food, drink, women, and the company of men like yourself... I think I know just the place.
[cut to Donald and Thor entering a biker bar]
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Doctor David Banner: What happened last night wasn't Thor's fault, it was yours and yours alone!
Donald Blake: David, you're not being fair to me.
Doctor David Banner: For two years now, *two years* this change of mine hasn't occurred, and do you know why? Because I've stayed away from people like you. People who start trouble and then run away. Well, you're not running away this time, Don, this time you're going to help wipe up the milk that you spilled! Do you understand?
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