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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988) Poster

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Jack Spade: [looks at musicians] Who are these guys?

John Spade: They're my theme music. Every hero's got to have some.

Flyguy: My bitch better have my money/Through rain, sleet, or snow/My whore better have my money/Not half, not some, but all my cash/'Cause if she don't,/I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

Kalinga: Yes, we marched on the Federal building. Five hundred of us young brothers, full of outrage.

[sighs]

Kalinga: They were hiring that day. The brothers came with guns; they left with jobs. Oh, yes, whitey is very tricky.

Rib Joint Customer: Ya got any soda?

Hammer: One dollar.

Rib Joint Customer: Aw, c'mon, now! Look out for a brother, man, c'mon, yeah. Check this out: why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents?

Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents!

Rib Joint Customer: All right, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.

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Cheryl: Well, after you left, he started getting into drugs and stuff. Things got really bad when he...

Jack Spade: Well, what? Cheryl, come on!

Cheryl: He started wearing gold chains, Jack.

Jack Spade: Oh, God, no!

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Willie: I heard you screamin' from all the way over there, and...

Leonard: I wasn't screamin', all right?

Willie: But I heard you...

Leonard: I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling!

Willie: You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"?

Leonard: Yeah!

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Car door alarm: Your door is ajar... please close the door... please close the door... I SAID CLOSE THE DOOR, DICKHEAD!

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Slammer: What makes you think you can be a Black hero?

Jack Spade: I'm an ex-football player.

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Kung Fu Joe: So, it's just you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU, KARATE, JIU-JITSU, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

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[Slammer and Hammer are in a gun fight]

Willie: How come their guns are so much bigger than ours?

Middle aged hood: It's a phallic thing. I don't know.

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Mr. Big: I know you're surprised that a big Hollywood star like me would appear in this movie. A lot of Hollywood stars have done exploitation films, like Angie Dickinson in "Big, Bad Mama."

Jack Spade: Or Shelley Winters in "Cleopatra Jones"!

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John Spade: I'm talkin' about one last score. A chance to take it to the man, one more time. Are you with me?

Slammer: What the fuck; I ain't killed nobody in a long time.

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Hammer: Spade, we ain't heroes no more, We're businessmen!

John Spade: You two big motherfuckers in here cookin' red beans and grits - you call that business?

Hammer: Man, you really know how to hurt a guy.

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Rib Joint Customer: Good Lord, that's a lot of money.

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Hammer: How may I help you sir?

Rib Joint Customer: How much for an order of ribs?

Hammer: Two Fifty

Rib Joint Customer: Two Fifty? How many ribs do I get with that?

Hammer: Ahhh, about five

Rib Joint Customer: Five

[does math on his hand]

Rib Joint Customer: So I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh?

Hammer: Yeeaaa, about

Rib Joint Customer: K, lemme get one

Hammer: Right on

[yells to the cook]

Hammer: One order

Slammer: One order of ribs

Rib Joint Customer: No, no... no, no... one rib

Hammer: [Holds up finger] One. Rib.

Rib Joint Customer: I sure am hungry

Hammer: Uhhhh, make that... one... rib... to go

Slammer: One rib?

Hammer: One rib...

[sigh]

Hammer: What else?

Rib Joint Customer: You got any soda?

Hammer: [says slowly] One... dolla...

Rib Joint Customer: Aww, come'on now... look out for a brotha... man... come'on... Hey check this out, why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents

Hammer: [Pissed] My cups cost more than fifteen cents!

Rib Joint Customer: Alright, F - - the cup, pour it in my hands for a dime

Hammer: [Grabs him by his shirt] Look you greasy hair Jheri curl wearin - - Pay me & get the hell out of my store

Rib Joint Customer: [Takes out change, counts it] ...

[Then, pulls out a HUGE wad of bills]

Rib Joint Customer: ... You got change for a hundred

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Man in Audience at the "Pimp of the Year" Competition: [while listening to Fly Guy's "My Bitch Better Have My Money" poem] The man's a Shakespeare!

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