I Love N.Y. (1987)Writer:Gianni Bozzacchi |
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I Love N.Y. (1987)Writer:Gianni Bozzacchi |
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| Scott Baio | ... |
Mario Cotone
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| Christopher Plummer | ... |
John Robertson Yeats
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Kelly Van der Velden | ... |
Nicole Yeats
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| Jennifer O'Neill | ... |
Irene
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| Jerry Orbach | ... |
Leo
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| Virna Lisi | ... |
Anna Cotone
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John Armstead | ... |
Charlie
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Lisanne Falk | ... |
Linda
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Jusak Bernhard | ... |
Kem
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Morgan Hart | ... |
Veronica
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Cyrus Elias | ... |
Kurt Thompson
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Mickey Knox | ... |
Charles Mitchell
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Penny Brown | ... |
Katherine Mitchell
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John Karlsen | ... |
Butler
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Eve Slatner | ... |
Maid
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I watched this movie on TV the other weekend. It is a made-for-TV film so awful that the director wanted his name removed (note the infamous Alan Smithee credit!). Yeah, it's every bit that bad...
"I Love NY" stars Scott Baio as a "rebellious" photographer from the wrong side of the tracks who falls for Nicole Yeats (Kelly van der Velden), a spoiled princess whose father is a prominent stage actor (Christopher Plummer). The film is just awful... nothing happens, no one moves... Scott Baio is doing his best to play an Italian tough-guy and the other actors are so bad you will wonder if they were all drugged before filming. There is nothing memorable about this film... I couldn't even enjoy it as a good "Bad" movie. It is just senseless filler- avoid at all costs!
Oh and after reading ten reviews online, I finally discovered that the "NY" of the title stands for Nicole Yeats, the girl he falls for. That's about the level of wit this film has to offer. Clip your toenails instead.
GRADE: D-