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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

R | | Comedy, Horror | March 1988 (USA)
A man comes across a gang of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes who hack people up for their cult.

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The Stranger
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Samantha
Jay Richardson ...
Jack Chandler
Dawn Wildsmith ...
Lori
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Mercedes (as Michelle McLellan)
Esther Elise ...
Lisa (as Esther Alise)
Tricia Burns ...
Ilsa
Fox Harris ...
Hermie (as Jerry Fox)
Jimmy Williams ...
Bo
Michael Sonye ...
Jake the Bartender (as Dukey Flyswatter)
Dennis T. Mooney ...
Harrison (as Dennis Monney) (as Dennis Mooney)
Jerry Miller ...
Murphy
Steve Welles ...
Lab Tech #1
Charles O'Hair ...
Lab Tech #2
Susie Wilson ...
Sally
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A man comes across a gang of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes who hack people up for their cult. Written by Josh Pasnak <chainsaw@intouch.bc.ca>

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$23,000 (estimated)
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This film was shot in five and a half days. See more »

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Jack Chandler: I'd stumbled into the middle of an evil, insidious cult of chainsaw worshipping maniacs. I had to wonder if we'd let our religious freedom go too far in this country, or maybe our immigration laws were just too lax.
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The CHAINSAWS used in this Motion Picture are REAL and DANGEROUS! They are handled here by seasoned PROFESSIONALS. The makers of this Motion Picture advise strongly against anyone attempting to perform these stunts at home. Especially if you are naked and about to engage in strenuous SEX. My conscience is clear, (signed) Fred Olen Ray. See more »

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Referenced in Invasion of the Scream Queens (1992) See more »

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Written and Performed by Jesse Hawkins
Produced by Donald G. Jackson
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More fun than you might expect.
21 August 2007 | by (Hampshire, England) – See all my reviews

With its tongue firmly planted in its cheek, this camp B-movie horror, by Fred Olen Ray, manages to be fairly infectious fun, delivering everything one could wish for in a movie with such a delightfully trashy title: a ridiculously silly plot, a half dozen women willing to strip off in front of the camera, some crap special effects (plastic body parts and a few gallons of fake blood), and a running time just short enough to ensure that the film doesn't outstay its welcome.

Jay Richardson plays Jack Chandler, a sleazy private-eye searching for missing teenager Samantha (Linnea Quigley). During the course of his investigations, he meets Mercedes (Michelle Bauer), a sexy, but murderous hooker, and subsequently discovers the existence of a chainsaw worshipping cult, led by The Stranger, (Gunnar Hansen).

With its deliberately cheesy film-noir voice-over, some very bad comedy, frequent nudity from scream queens Quigley and Bauer, and some daft OTT power-tool dismemberment, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers isn't as unwatchable as the title suggests. If you're in the mood for a spot of unpretentious low-budget fun, then check out this entertaining 80s cult classic.


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