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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

R | | Comedy, Horror | March 1988 (USA)
A man comes across a gang of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes who hack people up for their cult.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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The Stranger
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Samantha
Jay Richardson ...
Jack Chandler
Dawn Wildsmith ...
Lori
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Mercedes (as Michelle McLellan)
Esther Elise ...
Lisa (as Esther Alise)
Tricia Burns ...
Ilsa
Fox Harris ...
Hermie (as Jerry Fox)
Jimmy Williams ...
Bo
Michael Sonye ...
Jake The Bartender (as Dukey Flyswatter)
Dennis T. Mooney ...
Harrison (as Dennis Monney)
Jerry Miller ...
Murphy
Steve Welles ...
Lab Tech #1
Charles O'Hair ...
Lab Tech #2
Susie Wilson ...
Sally
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A man comes across a gang of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes who hack people up for their cult. Written by Josh Pasnak <chainsaw@intouch.bc.ca>

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They Charge An Arm And A Leg!

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Comedy | Horror

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March 1988 (USA)  »

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Hollywood Hookers  »

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$23,000 (estimated)
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1.85 : 1
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Trivia

It took over seven hours to paint Linnea Quigley's body for her Virgin Dance of the Double Chainsaws set piece. See more »

Quotes

Jack Chandler: I'd stumbled into the middle of an evil, insidious cult of chainsaw worshipping maniacs. I had to wonder if we'd let our religious freedom go too far in this country, or maybe our immigration laws were just too lax.
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Crazy Credits

The CHAINSAWS used in this Motion Picture are REAL and DANGEROUS! They are handled here by seasoned PROFESSIONALS. The makers of this Motion Picture advise strongly against anyone attempting to perform these stunts at home. Especially if you are naked and about to engage in strenuous SEX. My conscience is clear, (signed) Fred Olen Ray. See more »


Soundtracks

In My Mind
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Written by Chris Bradley
Performed by Rick Preston
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Mmmmmm....good
1 August 2001 | by See all my reviews

"Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" is one of the best examples of those trashy, cheesy, horror/spoofs of the 80s (Toxic Avenger and Blood Diner would be included in there as well) that I so fondly adore. The movie is short, sweet, and to the point but I enjoyed every excruciatingly bad B-movie moment, which by the way, is accompanied by the corniest one-liners you've ever heard since Freddy Krueger. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers concerns (what else?) a cult of chainsaw massacring babes who use fresh limbs from their victims to serve to their "master" (I'm assuming this is where Gunnar Hansen comes in). And boy does he look embarrassed. One classic scene involves a nude Michelle Bauer messily hacking up some poor old sap while listening to Elvis Prestley. The look on her face is priceless. Blood, a wooden Gunnar Hansen, laughs aplenty, cheesy rock music, scream queens Michelle Bauer and Linnea Quigley (her shining moment is the "dance of the double chainsaws!") all wrapped into one...don't miss it.


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