Dr. Ackerman, the biology teacher at the local college, meets with an untimely demise when chased by a UFO. Wesley, one of his students, is having trouble attracting women. That all changes when bombshell Ms. Xenobia takes over Ackerman's class and persuades Wesley to participate in some vitamin research she and her assistant Drax are conducting. Suddenly Wesley has become very desirable, despite the fleshy antenna that grows out of his head during excitement. His newfound success threatens to alienate the girl he really cares about (Leeanne), and Xenobia's motives may have something to do with the fact that she is not of this earth. Written by
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She has the cure for growing pains...
Did You Know?
At the beginning of the movie as Dr. Ackerman is driving the radio announcer says a woman on Grover's Mill Drive has called in a UFO report. Grover's Mill is where Orson Welles
had the Martians initially land in his famous panic-inducing radio version of 'War of the Worlds'. See more
[after the sexually violated Wesley won't come by free will to the aliens' home planet to impregnate the female aliens there
Please, think about the fate of our planet!
Oh, sure, just like you thought of what this stuff would do to me. You tampered with my life. You violated the "prime directive"!
Didn't you guys ever see Star Trek?
Well, I liked the first two seasons of the old show, and a couple of the movies were okay, but...
What is this "prime directive"?
Ah, it's a rule they had ...
Written by Bernard Johnson, William Brasswell and Edwin Jones
Published by Barnard Johnson Music See more