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Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988) More at IMDbPro »

Daffy: You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi?
[rolls eyes]
Daffy: Well, call Roto-Rooter!

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Daffy: Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.

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Daffy: [to Porky] Head on down to the Superstitious Mountains, and do some more snooping.

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Porky Pig: [to Sylvester] What's the matter with you? What are you? A schizophre... a schizodephre... a-a manic depressive or something?

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Bugs Bunny: [sees a vampire bat] Golly, what big mosquitos they do have around here.
[gets a flyswatter]
Bugs Bunny: Hold still you little devil,
[swats the bat]
Bugs Bunny: there!

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Daffy: Well I'm here, what've I missed? Massacre started yet? Fireworks going off? Balloon going up?

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Bugs Bunny: Well what do ya know! He melted. He really was a snowman!
Daffy: Abominable, that is.

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Abominable Snowman: And I searched and I searched... hooo it's hot... but I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.
Bugs Bunny: Jee, that's tough Mr. Abominabuble.
Abominable Snowman: And now I'll never... gosh, it's hot... never see my bunny rabbit again.
Bugs Bunny: Don't give up hope yet, doc. If you love him, he'll come back.

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Daffy: Alright, what's holdin' up the works. What's all the... the... huh.
[sees Abominable Snowman]
Daffy: Aaahh!
Abominable Snowman: D'oh! What a cute little pink bunny rabbit.
[picks up Daffy]
Abominable Snowman: Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit! I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him.
Daffy: I'm not a bunny rabbit.
Abominable Snowman: And pat him, and pet him, and...
Daffy: You're hurting me... put me down, please.
Abominable Snowman: And rub him, and caress him, and...
Daffy: I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!
Abominable Snowman: Not a bunny rabbit, George? Then how come you have long ears, how come?
Daffy: Long ears? Ooh!
[laughs]
Daffy: Those aren't ears, those are sleeves! So, now put me down, please, huh?
Abominable Snowman: Oh George... you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit. I will punish you good. Bad old George!

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Daffy: Oh Bugsy! Bugsy buddy!
Bugs Bunny: Oh hi, uh, what's up, Duck?
Daffy: Come here old pal, hm?
Abominable Snowman: [picks up Bugs Bunny] My OWN little bunny rabbit, d'oy.
Bugs Bunny: Hey! An abominabuble snowman!
Abominable Snowman: I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him...
Daffy: Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse.
Abominable Snowman: And I will give him security! And I will keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love.
Daffy: Poor old Bugs. But, anyway you look at it, it's better HE should suffer. After all, it was me or him, and obviously it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people, I can't stand pain, it hurts me.

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Bugs Bunny: Ok Abom, here's your bunny rabbit.
Abominable Snowman: D'oya... bunny rabbit... George?
Daffy: Bunny rabbit, me?
Bugs Bunny: Yes, you, Doc.
Daffy: Ho ho, very funny, ha ha, very droll. Hey shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?
Abominable Snowman: D'oy... distinguishing... character...
Daffy: Yeah yeah, what makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?
Abominable Snowman: Why d'uh, d'uh, long ears!
Daffy: And whom around here has long ears?
[to Bugs Bunny]
Daffy: Sorry to hafta do this to ya, Bud.
Bugs Bunny: [ties ears down around face] Eh, don't give it a second thought.
Abominable Snowman: [picks up Daffy] Oh boy! Just what I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit! I will...
Bugs Bunny: They really do make a charming couple.
Abominable Snowman: ...and pet him, and squeeze him, and rub him, and stroke his bill, and rub his pretty feathers... hey, wait a minute. Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.
Daffy: I know, I know.
[pointing at Bugs Bunny, who is tunneling away]
Daffy: There's goes your bunny rabbit!
Abominable Snowman: Hey, uh, George! Wait!
[tunnels after Bugs Bunny]

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Daffy: [trying to sell a car] Right this way, folks, right this way! It's a bargain! Step right up and get yourself a brand new Dolorian! No household should be without one! Just $60,000 in three easy weekly installments. Yes sir, these little babies are selling like hotcakes! Plus, there's a free gift pack of ice-cold Billy Beer with each and ever purchase!

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J.P. Cubish's Butler: [answers door] Yeeeessss?
Daffy: Your troubles are over, Jeeves! Leave me to your stricken master.
J.P. Cubish's Butler: Be gone!
Daffy: Can't go in, huh?
J.P. Cubish's Butler: Eeh, no.
Daffy: Ohwell, no hard feelings, shake.
[shocks Butler with hand buzzer, squirts him with flower, hits him in the face with a cigarette box, and tickles him]
J.P. Cubish's Butler: [laughing] Oh oh, you can see him, you can see him! Right this way.

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Porky Pig: Wh-wh-what now?
[Sylvester hides himself in Porky Pig's suitcase]
Porky Pig: Brother, the things I have to put with, with an idiotic cat. It's just a little, teeny, harmless spider, you shameless craven, you.

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Porky Pig: [after Sylvester wrestles a stuffed moose that's trying to shoot Porky Pig] Sy-sy-sylvester! What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house? Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals.

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Daffy: It all adds up. You and the upstairs maid, 'do the old boy in' you said, 'elderberry wine and old lace' you said, 'then, the quick getaway' you said. Champagne nights, tropical music and a heavy bank account!
J.P. Cubish's Butler: No no!
Daffy: Yes yes! But you weren't clever enough, were you John, alias Johnny, alias Jack, alias Jackie? Whew! What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?

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Bugs Bunny: [sees a bat, mistaking it for another big mosquito] Another one?
[sprays it]
Bugs Bunny: They ought to spray this place.

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Count Bloodcount: I'm a vampire!
Bugs Bunny: Well abracadabra, I'm an umpire.
Count Bloodcount: Hocus Pocus, I'm a bat.
Bugs Bunny: Well I'm a bat too.
[turns into a baseball bat]
Count Bloodcount: [puts glasses on] You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?
[Bugs hits him and turns back to normal]
Bugs Bunny: Abracapocus,
[Count Bloodcount changes]
Bugs Bunny: Pocuscadabra
[changes again]
Bugs Bunny: I can do better than that. Walla Walla Washington.
[Count Bloodcount turns into a two headed vulture]

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