Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988)
Daffy: You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi?
Daffy: Well, call Roto-Rooter!
Daffy: Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.
Daffy: [to Porky] Head on down to the Superstitious Mountains, and do some more snooping.
Porky Pig: [to Sylvester] What's the matter with you? What are you? A schizophre... a schizodephre... a-a manic depressive or something?
Daffy Duck: Well I'm here, what've I missed? Massacre started yet? Fireworks going off? Balloon going up?
Bugs Bunny: Well what do ya know! He melted. He really was a snowman!
Daffy Duck: Abominable, that is.
Abominable Snowman: And I searched and I searched... hooo it's hot... but I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.
Bugs Bunny: Jee, that's tough Mr. Abominabuble.
Abominable Snowman: And now I'll never... gosh, it's hot... never see my bunny rabbit again.
Bugs Bunny: Don't give up hope yet, doc. If you love him, he'll come back.
Daffy Duck: Oh Bugsy! Bugsy buddy!
Bugs Bunny: Oh hi, uh, what's up, Duck?
Daffy Duck: Come here old pal, hm?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: [picks up Bugs Bunny] My OWN little bunny rabbit, d'oy.
Bugs Bunny: Hey! An abominabuble snowman!
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him...
Daffy Duck: Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: And I will give him security! And I will keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love.
Daffy Duck: Poor old Bugs. But, anyway you look at it, it's better HE should suffer. After all, it was me or him, and obviously it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people, I can't stand pain, it hurts me.
Daffy: [trying to sell a car] Right this way, folks, right this way! It's a bargain! Step right up and get yourself a brand new Dolorian! No household should be without one! Just $60,000 in three easy weekly installments. Yes sir, these little babies are selling like hotcakes! Plus, there's a free gift pack of ice-cold Billy Beer with each and ever purchase!
Butler: [answers door] Yeeeessss?
Daffy Duck: Your troubles are over, Jeeves! Leave me to your stricken master.
Butler: Be gone!
Daffy Duck: Can't go in, huh?
Butler: Eeh, no.
Daffy Duck: Ohwell, no hard feelings, shake.
[shocks Butler with hand buzzer, squirts him with flower, hits him in the face with a cigarette box, and tickles him]
Butler: [laughing] Oh oh, you can see him, you can see him! Right this way.
Porky Pig: [after Sylvester wrestles a stuffed moose that's trying to shoot Porky Pig] Sy-sy-sylvester! What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house? Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals.
Daffy Duck: It all adds up. You and the upstairs maid, 'do the old boy in' you said, 'elderberry wine and old lace' you said, 'then, the quick getaway' you said. Champagne nights, tropical music and a heavy bank account!
Butler: No no!
Daffy Duck: Yes yes! But you weren't clever enough, were you John, alias Johnny, alias Jack, alias Jackie? Whew! What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?
Bugs Bunny: [sees a bat, mistaking it for another big mosquito] Another one?
Bugs Bunny: They ought to spray this place.
Daffy Duck: Alright, what's holdin' up the works. What's all the... the... huh.
[sees Abominable Snowman]
Daffy Duck: Aaahh!
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: D'oh! What a cute little pink bunny rabbit.
[picks up Daffy]
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit! I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him.
Daffy Duck: I'm not a bunny rabbit.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: And pat him, and pet him, and...
Daffy Duck: You're hurting me... put me down, please.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: And rub him, and caress him, and...
Daffy Duck: I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Not a bunny rabbit, George? Then how come you have long ears, how come?
Daffy Duck: Long ears? Ooh!
Daffy Duck: Those aren't ears, those are sleeves! So, now put me down, please, huh?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Oh George... you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit. I will punish you good. Bad old George!
Porky Pig: Wh-wh-what now?
[Sylvester hides himself in Porky Pig's suitcase]
Porky Pig: Brother, the things I have to put with, with an idiotic cat. It's just a little, teeny, harmless spider, you shameless craven, you.
Bugs Bunny: [sees a vampire bat] Golly, what big mosquitos they do have around here.
[gets a flyswatter]
Bugs Bunny: Hold still you little devil,
[swats the bat]
Bugs Bunny: there!
Bugs Bunny: Ok Abom, here's your bunny rabbit.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: D'oya... bunny rabbit... George?
Daffy Duck: Bunny rabbit, me?
Bugs Bunny: Yes, you, Doc.
Daffy Duck: Ho ho, very funny, ha ha, very droll. Hey, shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: D'oy... distinguishing... character...
Daffy Duck: Yeah, yeah, what makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Why, d'uh, d'uh, long ears!
Daffy Duck: And whom around here has long ears?
Daffy Duck: Sorry to hafta do this to ya, bud.
Bugs Bunny: [ties ears down around face] Eh, don't give it a second thought.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: [picks up Daffy] Oh boy! Just what I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit! I will...
Bugs Bunny: They really do make a charming couple.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: ...and pet him, and squeeze him, and rub him, and stroke his bill, and rub his pretty feathers... Hey, wait a minute. Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.
Daffy Duck: I know, I know.
[pointing at Bugs, who is tunneling away]
Daffy Duck: There's goes your bunny rabbit!
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Hey, uh, George, wait!
[tunnels after Bugs]
Daffy Duck: Ho ho, look out, bunny rabbit! This I gotta see.
[tunnels after Bugs and Hugo]
Count Bloodcount: I am a vampire.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra, I'm an umpire.
[an umpire uniform appears on Bugs]
Count Bloodcount: Hocus-pocus!
[turns into a bat]
Count Bloodcount: I'm a bat!
Bugs Bunny: Okay, I'm a bat, too. Abracadabra!
[turns into a baseball bat]
Count Bloodcount: [puts glasses on] You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?
[Bugs as the baseball bat hits the bat on the head]
Possessed Duck-Woman: Ou-yay upid-stay erk-jay!
[Pig Latin for "You stupid jerk"]
Daffy Duck: And I thought French was a romantic language!
Possessed Duck-Woman: Mary had a little lamb...
[turns into a demon]
Possessed Duck-Woman: But I *ate* it!
Count Bloodcount: [escorting Bugs to a bedroom in the castle] This is your room.
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, sure, Doc, but I don't want a room, I just want a telephone.
Count Bloodcount: [putting Bugs to bed] Rest first; telephone tomorrow. Rest is good for the blood.
Bugs Bunny: [yawns] Well, I am a little "fati-gued".