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Enzo G. Castellari
In the post-nuclear wastes of Earth two civilizations fight for survival. The Tyrogs, in the City of Doom, and the Drones, who live underground, free from radiation. The nuclear war is over but the fight for survival has just begun.
Here to you, bad movies' fans, no matter how long and how hard you keep trying for a sillier, more laughable and/or irritating flick, this title got _everything_ . It is kind of an Italian remake of Terminator, the plot is dull with glimpses of sheer idiocy galore. The characters are stereotypical, they act as badly as possible, it's pathetic, special effects suck bad and are superfluous too. Believe me, watching "Cyborg guerriero d'acciaio" (the original title) is more painful than watching "Turkish Star Wars" or some productions from India because while most of those hilarious films seem directed by Borat, this one lacks even such a questionable bonus. Everything seems spoiled on purpose like in "The lost skeleton of Cadavra" but isn't. It is just the ultimate apotheosis of idiocy, bad taste, lack of ideas, exploitation, crappy acting, no budget and shamelessness . The only possible way of watching this and surviving is to call a few friends, get drunk and fall asleep in front of the screen as soon as possible.
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