Bob Hodges: [to his new partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
Ron Delaney: [trying to encourage Larry to leave Gang life] Hey Larry, you could make it out too.
Larry Sylvester: How? Maybe I go to Hollywood. Be Eddie Murphy. Hey Frog, think America is ready to love two niggers at the same time?
Dr. Feelgood: Hey man, these handcuffs are too tight.
Danny McGavin: Well they ain't built for comfort, pal.
[speaking to a gang member]
other: It's a cold world blood... No Mercy; ain't that what you write on the walls?
Bob Hodges: You wanna look at pussy or learn about this job?
Danny McGavin: Not yet.
Bob Hodges: Not yet.
Frog: [TV version - after the boy got initiated] You screwed up now, man... You joined a gang.
Bob Hodges: Do you need anything?
Officer Rusty Baines: [sarcastically] Jeez. I don't know Hodges. Maybe some of your valuable expertise?
Danny McGavin: Hey, I doubt that. You guys are doing such a fine job that's why they call us out here at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Officer Rusty Baines: Hey, why don't you flying CRASH guys go take a flying fuck.
Danny McGavin: Hey, fuck you.
Officer Rusty Baines: [scoffs at McGavin]
Danny McGavin: Fuck you.
Diaz: Hey Hodges, what do you think about all those hot shot jitter bugs, huh?
Bob Hodges: What about 'em?
Diaz: You never went for this shit, did you?
Bob Hodges: No way.
Danny McGavin: Hey you know, if you just cut me half as much slack as you do the rest of those assholes, I might just owe you one.
Bob Hodges: I have, you do.
Danny McGavin: [Intimidated and backing down] Hey, Hodges, Uncle Bob. I don't have any problems with you.
Bob Hodges: [Angrily] You got problems with the whole fuckin' world, and I'm in it... and I don't like it!
Danny McGavin: You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.
Bob Hodges: [sitting upside down after crashing their car] My wife wants to meet you. She says, uh, you can bring a date.
Danny McGavin: Okay...
Leo 'Frog' Lopez: I know the routine, Homes. I owe you. You know, that's what makes this country great, hey, Homes?
Bob Hodges: What's that?
Leo 'Frog' Lopez: Credit! You got your Visa card. I got you, Homes.
Frog: [to the cops about the boy in the tree] I dunno about this younger generation...
Bob Hodges: [to McGavin] You can try to be a professional! That's the best you can fuckin' do!
Bob Hodges: Somebody call my wife and tell her to come get me. Get my wife... Okay, I'm gonna rest my head a minute. Let me catch my breath.
Danny McGavin: Listen, about the other day...
Bob Hodges: This has nothing to do with the other day.
Danny McGavin: Shut up! What, I don't get to talk here?
Bob Hodges: Talk.
Danny McGavin: I'm sorry about the car. I fucking wiped out, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say I'm sorry, and it will never happen again? I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're trying to do. But, I didn't sign up for CRASH to play nice to these assholes. You think you get respect? They just laugh, and bump somebody off, and I can't deal with that. And if you can't deal with me, well, I understand that, too.
Danny McGavin: Is 21st street on our list?
Bob Hodges: Nah. Poor fuckers are professional victims. Get their ass kicked constantly. Kind of a mixed gang. You got Diamond street there, the ville, and the projects on the west so they gotta fight their way in and fight their way out.
Danny McGavin: They're fucked, huh?
Bob Hodges: Do you want to second guess me?
Danny McGavin: No, I want to go and bust... him.
Bob Hodges: So what do you want to do, pull a fire extinguisher out of his ass?
Danny McGavin: Well, I'll plant one there if I have to, and then you can pull it out, so you don't have to be dicking around in the car all the time!
Bob Hodges: And there they are. The Ville. Crips. Crip de Ville. Stone fuckin' killers. They'll walk into your house, blow you away, sit down, eat, then leave.