After Nuke walks a batter during his final game for the Bulls, Crash turns to the umpire and says, "Gimme the ball," even though it's already in his glove due to ball four. See more
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's ...
Love Ain't No Triple Play
Written and Performed by Bennie Wallace
& Dr. John
(as Mac "Dr. John" Rabennack) See more