In the meeting at the pitcher's mound, Robert Wuhl
ad-libbed his line about getting candlesticks as a wedding present. He said it was based on a real conversation he had with his wife. See more
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's ...
Middle of Nowhere
Written by Gina Schock
and Vance DeGeneres
Performed by House of Schock See more