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Big Top Pee-wee (1988) Poster

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Pee-wee: I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.

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Vance: So how was lunch?

Pee-wee: Fine, let's go get something to eat.

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Winnie: [witnessing Pee-Wee and Gina sharing a long kiss] Pee-Wee!

Gina Piccolapupula: Who is that?

Pee-wee: Her? Oh, she's my fiancée.

[Gina slaps Pee-Wee and takes off]

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Paolo Piccolapupula: I'm Paolo.

Giancarlo Piccolapupula: I'm Giancarlo.

Dino Piccolapupula: I'm Dino.

Antonio Piccolapupula: I'm Antonio.

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Woman in Crowd: It's Abraham Lincoln! May I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln? I'm a big fan.

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Pee-wee: [singing] Pee-wee Herman had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!

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Pee-wee: [milks cow]

[tastes milk]

Pee-wee: Mmm, chocolatey!

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Pee-wee: Look Vance: the calilillies are in bloom a-gain.

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Vance: We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.

Pee-wee: Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college!

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Pee-wee: [children are staring at them] Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!

School children: [whip out cameras, flashbulbs go off]

Pee-wee: Ahh! Paparazzi!

[poses suggestively]

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Andy: You okay, Boss?

Mace Montana: Well, my chin's banged up pretty bad... I think my ribs are broke... an' it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy... but I'm circus.

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Gina Piccolapupula: Snowball's a clown mace. Clowns aren't funny.

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Pee-wee: Good morning, Vance!

Vance: Morning, Pee Wee.

Pee-wee: Hah! Beautiful day, huh? Mm-mm!

Vance: Mm... It's okay.

Pee-wee: [singing] Mm mm mm mm... Ah! Doo doo... Doo-doo. Mm mm mm, mm... Mm. Mm-mm-mm... Mm mm-mm-mm... La-la la-la... Ah! Pkhh!

Vance: My, we are certainly in a good mood this morning.

Pee-wee: That, my dear Vance, is the understatement of the year. Everything seems completely different to me today. The air smells so fresh. The sky seems a brand-new shade of blue. I don't think I've ever noticed the beauty of this leaf. And Vance! Have you always been so handsome?

Vance: What the...

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Pee-wee: [shouts impatiently] All I wanted was a measly sandwich! I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving! PLEASE!

Mr. Ryan: [defeatedly] Sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, no one is as important in this community as Pee-wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman. And everything else comes second!

[finishes Pee-wee's sandwich]

Mr. Ryan: There's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee?

Pee-wee: Well, I would like a pickle if it's not too much trouble.

Mr. Ryan: No! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke.

[opens a barrel, knocking over Otis and Deke's chess board; extracts a pickle and hands it to Pee-wee]

Mr. Ryan: Game's over. Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. Here. Here's your darned pickle. Are you happy now?

Pee-wee: Mmm-hmm.

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Mr. Ryan: [Sees Pee-wee reading a magazine in his store] I hope your planning to buy that magazine, Pee-wee. This ain't no Library.

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Sheriff: All right, listen up, people!

Mr. Ryan: What's up, Sheriff?

Sheriff: I got a call from Porterville there is a big storm heading this way, you folks better go home. Smiley, you start putting up the store.

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