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Beverly Hills Vamp (1989)

A trio of geeks go to Hollywood to make a movie and are bored one night so they get some hookers to have some sex. Unfortunately, the hookers like to drink blood.

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Madame Cassandra
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Tim Conway Jr. ...
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Claudia
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Jessica
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Aaron Pendleton (as Jay Richardson)
Brigitte Burdine ...
Molly
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Balthazar
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Father Ferraro
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Sherry Santa Monica
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Sgt. Kelton
Caryle Waldman ...
Cleaning Lady
Susan Olar ...
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A trio of geeks go to Hollywood to make a movie and are bored one night so they get some hookers to have some sex. Unfortunately, the hookers like to drink blood.

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1 November 1989 (USA)  »

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A Vamp de Beverly Hills  »

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Prof. Sommerset: Vampires - fact or lurid, dime-novel fiction? Reality - or the stuff of twisted imaginations? Created by filmmakers seeking excuses to photograph women with breasts larger than their head...?
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Awful, awful film.
1 March 2001 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This movie tries to be as bad as "Dinosaur Island" but only sucks as bad as "The Phantom Empire" The excuse for a plotline plods along, the acting is reminiscent of the 2 by 4 in the wall to my left, and the camera work isn't working at all, my etch-a-sketch showed more talent and innovation even when I left it untouched. The script tries to have a constant stream of jokes, but none of them hits the mark, not even the one they stole from "Leisure Suit Larry". The only good thing about this film is all the nekkid chicks, but we only see them for about 10 minutes altogether out of an hour and a half running time. The rest of the time is spent watching 3 total nerds do nerdish things. The 'plot' follows the 3 nerds that go to Hollywood to try and get their movie made, get shot down immediately and then decide to buy some hookers. The hookers turn out to be vampires and they spend the last hour running about trying to kill the nerds, who are of course trying to escape.

If you like the "So bad it's good" style of film making, then this film isn't for you. If you like genuinely good films, then this film isn't for you, either. Now if you into wasting your time with mind numbing drivel, then this is the perfect film for you.


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