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Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988) Poster

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Arthur: Yesterday I sold some blood at a hospital.

Hobson: Hospital? I should've thought a local distillery would have paid you much more.

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Hobson: [Arthur is conversing with the ghost of Hobson] Arthur, I've seen your son.

Arthur: [Arthur, inebriated, looks stricken] Oh!

Hobson: I've told him all about you. But he still wants to meet you very much.

Arthur: Ah, old man, you're not playing fair!

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Susan: Weren't we happy, Arthur?

Arthur: Of course. Then we met.

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[to Arthur]

Hobson: If projectile vomiting ever becomes an Olympic event, you would do your country proud.

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Arthur: What can I do Hobson? I mean what would you do if you were me?

Hobson: The word "bathe" comes to mind.

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Bitterman: Mr. Bach?

Arthur: Bitterman! How the hell are you?

Bitterman: Sir, what are you doing here?

Arthur: They said I'd never make it Bitterman, they said the city would eat me alive. But now look at me, I got my own pail and my own squeegee, I showed them ALL!

Martha Bach: Arthur?

Arthur: Martha!

Martha Bach: Arthur, what are you doing?

Arthur: Well, I was...

Martha Bach: Are you going to marry Susan Johnson or not?

Arthur: I already told you Martha, I can't!

Martha Bach: Enough is enough, Arthur. Marry the bitch!

Arthur: You marry her Martha!

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Arthur: Where's Mrs. Bach? Is she...

Fairchild: Madam awoke early. She had some phone calls to make.

Arthur: Ah. Ah, well in that case, put on one of her nightgowns and come in here, would you?

Fairchild: Sir?

Arthur: Oh, come on, Fairchild. I know you want it. I've seen the way you look at me.

Arthur: [Fairchild heads towards the closet] Hey! Fairchild, I'm kidding! I'm kidding. God, it's the truth. Don't they ever kid each other on your planet?

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