The Red Dwarf crew abandons ship as Red Dwarf approaches black holes. Rimmer and Lister find themselves marooned on a ice planet, when Starbug is struck by a meteorite, where the only firewood is Rimmer's possessions and the only food they have is dog food and a pot noodle.
Red Dwarf becomes a booby-trap when Lister activates the self-destruct, which turns out to be the vending machine and Lister is implanted with the mind of one of the dead crew members and Rimmer believes it's the perfect way to help Lister get fit.
The developing fluid that Krytern uses to process old photographs mutates and the photographs come alive. The Red Dwarf crew find they can go into the photograph, and Lister finds that the photographs allows them to go back in time and he plans on changing history so that he doesn't end up marooned in deep space.
Lister receives a message from Jim Repear, head of Diva-Droid international, the company that created Kryten. Where they learn Kryten is to be dismantled within 24 hours and replaced by Hudzen 10, a super-strong android. Lister, Cat, Rimmer and Holly decided to throw Krytern a leaving-party, and give Kryten one last night to remember.