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Season: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | unknown
Year: 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1994


Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: Happiness Is a Warm Gun

13 September 1987


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Rowena Cooper ... Norman Bormann (as R. R. Cooper)

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard
Vivien Heilbron ... Beatrice Protheroe
John Nettleton ... Sir Stephen Baxter

Peter Sallis ... Sidney Bliss
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

John Woodvine ... Sir Malachi Jellicoe
Nick Stringer ... Crippen
John Carlin ... House of Commons Speaker
Donald Nithsdale ... Bishop
Alan Starkey ... Mayor
Brian Horstead ... Ginsburg
Bernard Alexander ... House of Commons Policeman
David F. Betts ... Policeman 1
Charlie Burman ... Policeman 2
David Sutch ... Himself (as Screaming Lord Sutch)

Season 1, Episode 2: Passport to Freedom

20 September 1987


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Rowena Cooper ... Norman Bormann (as R. R. Cooper)

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard
Vivien Heilbron ... Beatrice Protheroe
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish
Nick Stringer ... Crippen
Serena Gordon ... Victoria
Brigitte Kahn ... Ground Hostess
David Simeon ... P.C. Austin
John Carlin ... House of Commons Speaker
Geoff Oldham ... Conservative Minister

Season 1, Episode 3: Sex Is Wrong

27 September 1987


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Vivien Heilbron ... Beatrice Protheroe
John Nettleton ... Sir Stephen Baxter
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish
Isabelle Amyes ... Lady Virginia
Tara Moran ... Young Conservative

Season 1, Episode 4: Waste Not Want Not

4 October 1987

Season 1, Episode 5: Friends of St. James

11 October 1987


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Rowena Cooper ... Norman Bormann (as R.R. Cooper)
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish
Trevor Laird ... Lance Okum-Martin
William Simons ... Catchpole

Angus MacInnes ... Captain Hirsch
Steffanie Pitt ... Cyndy
Neville Phillips ... Headmaster
John Fitzgerald Jay ... Co-Pilot (as John Jay)
Chris Tummings ... Police Sergeant
John Carlin ... House of Commons Speaker

Season 1, Episode 6: Three Line Whipping

18 October 1987


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
John Nettleton ... Sir Stephen Baxter
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish
Nick Stringer ... Crippen

Patrick Godfrey ... Chief Whip
Tim Stern ... Cabbie
Steve Nallon ... Mrs. Thatcher (as Stephen Nallon)
John Ringham ... Police Commander
Noel Coleman ... Judge
Richard Ireson ... Inspector Radford
Amanda Walker ... Mrs. Selway
Judith Hibbert ... Chantelle
Jayne Irving ... Herself

Paul Butterworth ... Floor Manager
Howard Lee ... Patrolman
George Phillips ... Ambulanceman
Christopher Gray ... Mrs. Thatcher's Detective
Nick Owen ... Himself (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 7: Baa Baa Black Sheep

25 October 1987


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Rowena Cooper ... Norman Bormann

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard

Charles Gray ... Roland Gidleigh-Park
John Nettleton ... Sir Stephen Baxter

William Hootkins ... Willoughby Guzzler
Diana Weston ... Edie Guzzler
Hubert Rees ... Goronwy Hopkins

Adam Wide ... Policeman

Season 1, Episode 8: Alan B'Stard Closes Down the BBC

6 March 1988


Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Fatal Extraction

15 January 1989

Season 2, Episode 2: Live from Westminster

22 January 1989


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard
John Nettleton ... Sir Stephen Baxter
Duncan Preston ... Floor Manager
Steve Nallon ... Mrs Thatcher
Nicholas Parsons ... Himself
Roger Kitter ... Himself
Alan Downer ... Minister
Victor Lucas ... Mr Speaker
Colin Wyatt ... Stage Hand
Charmian May ... Game Show Producer

Natasha Gray ... Make Up Girl
Erick Ray Evans ... Hugo
John Segal ... Clive
Peter Spraggon ... Policeman at No 10
Lynda Lee Lewis ... Game Show Hostess
Berwick Kaler ... Jeffrey Dicquead (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 3: The Wapping Conspiracy

29 January 1989

Season 2, Episode 4: The Haltemprice Bunker

5 February 1989


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Stephen Fry ... Piers Lonsdale
William Merrow ... Helmut Drucker
Helen Lederer ... Radio Presenter

Hugh Laurie ... Waiter
Allan Larenzo ... Manager

Adam Wide ... Pickles
Berwick Kaler ... Geoff Dicquead

Andy Serkis ... Peter Moran
Patricia Samuels ... Female Protester
Jim Brogan ... Beggar

Season 2, Episode 5: California Here I Come

12 February 1989


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish
Lou Hirsch ... Houghton Mifflin

Julianne White ... Donna Nightingale
Mac McDonald ... Sheriff
William Sleigh ... Castro
Lewis Hancock ... Elevator Attendant

Season 2, Episode 6: May the Best Man Win

19 February 1989

Season 2, Episode 7: Piers of the Realm

26 February 1989

Season 2, Episode 8: Who Shot Alan B'Stard?

14 January 1990


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard
Terence Alexander ... Sir Greville McDonald
David Beale ... Mr. Speaker
Michael Bilton ... Sir William Horsey QC
Paul Birchard ... Ximenes
Peter Blake ... Kerry Grout
Geoffrey Chater ... Justice Saunders
Dickie Davies ... Himself
Janine Duvitski ... Interpreter
Roger Grainger ... Usher
Alan Hardwick ... Newscaster
Tom Harrison ... Vicar
Berwick Kaler ... Jeff Dicquead
John McCririck ... Himself
Steve Nallon ... Margaret Thatcher
John Normington ... Sidney Bliss
James Quinn ... Journalist
John Rapley ... Bookmakers Shop Manager

Raad Rawi ... Chief Amlumi
Harriet Reynolds ... Dame Josie
David Simeon ... PC Mathews

Jerome Willis ... Sir Wallis Austin QC

Season 3


Season 3, Episode 1: Labour of Love

6 January 1991

Season 3, Episode 2: The Party's Over

13 January 1991


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish
Terence Alexander ... Sir Greville McDonald

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard

Benjamin Whitrow ... Paddy O'Rourke
Moray Watson ... Professor Eugene Quail
Martin Friend ... House of Commons Speaker
Hilary Trott ... TV Interviewer
Christa Ackroyd ... Newsreader
Shend ... Youth
David Doyle ... Youth
Gill McCahon ... Tory Model
Dave Atkins ... Liberal Democrat MP
Tip Tipping ... Sleeping MP

Season 3, Episode 3: Let Them Sniff Cake

20 January 1991


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard

John Sessions ... Lord Penistone
Joan Bakewell ... Herself
Anna Keaveney ... Marcia Hornsby
Michael Robbins ... Mad Eddie
Marc Atwood ... Clive (as Mark Newman)

Season 3, Episode 4: Keeping Mum

27 January 1991


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard
Brenda Bruce ... Beryl
Penny Brownjohn ... Betty Gammon

Alan Ford ... Police Inspector
David Lloyd ... Police Sergeant
Ron Webster ... House of Commons Policeman
Martin Friend ... House of Commons Speaker
Graham Rigby ... Old M.P.
Nicholas Fry ... Newsreader

Season 3, Episode 5: Natural Selection

3 February 1991


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard

Maurice Roëves ... Ken Price (as Maurice Roeves)

David Bamber ... Julian Whitaker
Sarah Neville ... Stella Crossman
Joanne Heywood ... Cher Titley
Pippa Brill ... Young Woman at Party

Season 3, Episode 6: Profit of Boom

10 February 1991


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard

Kevin McNally ... Colonel Gromyko
Mark Kingston ... Freddy Ogilvy
Joanna Kanska ... Ludmilla

Adam Wide ... Messenger
Henry Ayrton ... Russian General (uncredited)

Season 4


Season 4, Episode 1: Back from the Mort

22 November 1992


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard
Terence Alexander ... Sir Greville McDonald
Elizabeth Banks ... Nun
Benedick Blythe ... Count Otto Von Munchweiller
Nicholas Colicos ... Journalist
Timothy Morand ... Journalist
Robert Schofield ... Journalist
John Warnaby ... TV Reporter

Season 4, Episode 2: H*A*S*H

29 November 1992

Season 4, Episode 3: Speaking in Tongues

6 December 1992


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish
Terence Alexander ... Sir Greville
Brigitte Kahn ... Frau Kleist
John Bowe ... Pietro Garibaldi
Christopher Ryan ... Ioannis Douvalopoulos

Season 4, Episode 4: Heil and Farewell

13 December 1992


Rik Mayall ... Alan B'Stard
Michael Troughton ... Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan ... Sarah B'Stard
Brigitte Kahn ... Frau Kleist

David Calder ... Le Cul
Hans Meyer ... Herr Wessel
Paul Bentall ... Nicki Ceaucescu
Peter Geeves ... Reinhard

Paul O'Grady ... Marlene Dietrich (as Paul Savage)
Catherine Chevalier ... Newscaster
Yuri Klimov ... Romanian Refugee

Season 4, Episode 5: A Bigger Splash

20 December 1992

Season 4, Episode 6: The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard

26 December 1992


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A B'Stard Exposed

30 December 1994


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