Home and Away (1988– )
Morag Bellingham: Well, if it isn't the young man who insulted me on the beach a few days ago.
Colleen Smart: What if their plane's hijinked? You'll never forgive yourself!
Robbie Hunter: [on the sands Resort Development Protest] We can't lie down in front of Bulldozers!
Martha McKenzie: Why not?
Robbie Hunter: Because I don't want my pants pressed while I'm wearing them!
Gypsy Nash: I Love you, Shelly.
Shelley Sutherland: No you don't.
Gypsy Nash: No, you're right. I don't.
Kirsty Sutherland: How's Matilda?
Kim Hyde: All right, no thanks to me.
Irene Roberts: Oh, will you give it a rest!
Josh West: Are you just using me for my car?
Dani Sutherland: And for your lips. But mainly for your car.
Morag Bellingham: [to Colleen] What the hell are you talking about you stupid woman?
Irene Roberts: [frequent expression of exasperation] Gawd Save Ireland.
Kit Hunter: My Dad always said, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Alf Stewart: [depressed after Ailsa's death] I don't care if the flamin' diner sinks to the bottom of the sea
[trying to put together a chair with a then-alcoholic Irene]
Alf Stewart: [shouting] You couldn't read instructions if they were written a mile high in whiskey bottles, and that's saying something!
Colleen Smart: I couldn't bear to spend my last days surrounded by boiled cabbage and incompetence pads!
Josie Russell: Irene?
Irene Roberts: Eh?
Josie Russell: Could you get Tasha to sit down and talk to me, please?
Josie Russell: I just want her to realise that this whole resort thing isn't personal, it's just a job.
Irene Roberts: Yeah, well I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
Josie Russell: You can't or you won't?
Irene Roberts: Both. You know, even if I wanted to, which I don't, there's no way Tasha's going to listen to anything you have to say.
Alf Stewart: You've been drinking!
Jesse McGregor: Look, mate, it's none of your business.
Alf Stewart: I'll make it my flamin' business if you're gonna go out serving the customers half-sloshed!
Diana Fraser: Let's hope Chloe keeps the same consistency.
Lachlan Fraser: Mum, she's not a bowl of custard!
Morag Bellingham: Donald, how lovely to see you.
Donald Fisher: Morag, you almost make that sound believable.
Josh West: Morag!
Morag Bellingham: Mrs. Bellingham to you!
Josh West: Er, yes... Care for a drink?
Morag Bellingham: No, thank you, I only drink with friends.
Colleen Smart: You know what they say, Every clown has a silver lining.
Irene Roberts: Colleen, You're an idiot.
Beth Hunter: [about Robbie] I went out to get the paper and look who followed me home. Can we keep him?