Memorable quotes for
"Home and Away" (1988) More at IMDbPro »

[repeated line]
Alf Stewart: Stone the flamin' crows!
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Kirsty Sutherland: How's Matilda?
Kim Hyde: All right, no thanks to me.
Irene Roberts: Oh, will you give it a rest!
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Morag Bellingham: Well, if it isn't the young man who insulted me on the beach a few days ago.
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Josh West: Are you just using me for my car?
Dani Sutherland: And for your lips. But mainly for your car.
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Morag Bellingham: [to Colleen] What the hell are you talking about you stupid woman?
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Irene Roberts: [frequent expression of exasperation] Gawd Save Ireland.
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Kit Hunter: My Dad always said, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
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Alf Stewart: [depressed after Ailsa's death] I don't care if the flamin' diner sinks to the bottom of the sea
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[trying to put together a chair with a then-alcoholic Irene]
Alf Stewart: [shouting] You couldn't read instructions if they were written a mile high in whiskey bottles, and that's saying something!
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[to a saxaphone player]
Alf Stewart: Oi! Cut that out immediately!
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Colleen Smart: What if their plane's hijinked? You'll never forgive yourself!
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Colleen Smart: I couldn't bear to spend my last days surrounded by boiled cabbage and incompetence pads!
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Josie Russell: Irene?
Irene Roberts: Eh?
Josie Russell: Could you get Tasha to sit down and talk to me, please?
[Irene scoffs]
Josie Russell: I just want her to realise that this whole resort thing isn't personal, it's just a job.
Irene Roberts: Yeah, well I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
Josie Russell: You can't or you won't?
Irene Roberts: Both. You know, even if I wanted to, which I don't, there's no way Tasha's going to listen to anything you have to say.
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Alf Stewart: He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg!
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Alf Stewart: You've been drinking!
Jesse McGregor: Look, mate, it's none of your business.
Alf Stewart: I'll make it my flamin' business if you're gonna go out serving the customers half-sloshed!
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Alf Stewart: If you ever speak to my granddaughter again like the way you did before, I'll be all over you like a cheap suit!
Jesse McGregor: Is that a fact?
Alf Stewart: You'd better flamin' believe it!
Peter Baker: Excuse me, sorry to interrupt.
Alf Stewart: [to Jesse] What have you done now?
Jesse McGregor: Keep out of it!
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Colleen Smart: Oh, and I wouldn't put it past him to have thrown that Mongolian cocktail as well!
Leah Patterson: Yeah, well the police have cleared him of throwing that *molitov* cocktail.
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Josie Russell: I beg your pardon?
Morag Bellingham: As well you should!
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[about the now-homeless Jesse]
Colleen Smart: You know what they say - he's made his bed, and now he'll have to lay under it... or under a bridge! That's what they say about those hobos, isn't it?
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Robbie Hunter: [on the sands Resort Development Protest] We can't lie down in front of Bulldozers!
Martha McKenzie: Why not?
Robbie Hunter: Because I don't want my pants pressed while I'm wearing them!
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Alf Stewart: One chocolate shake and a Simpson.
Curtis Reed: A What?
Alf Stewart: An OJ!
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Diana Fraser: Let's hope Chloe keeps the same consistency.
Lachlan Fraser: Mum, she's not a bowl of custard!
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Sally Keating Fletcher: Are you and James getting married?
Chloe Richards: [sarcastically] No, me and Alf.
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Morag Bellingham: Donald, how lovely to see you.
Donald Fisher: Morag, you almost make that sound believable.
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Josh West: Morag!
Morag Bellingham: Mrs. Bellingham to you!
Josh West: Er, yes... Care for a drink?
Morag Bellingham: No, thank you, I only drink with friends.
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Graham Walters: [after marrying Amanda] A bottle of your finest bubbly, please!
Alf Stewart: Oh, got something to celebrate, do you?
Graham Walters: Yes, we do. Everybody, I'd like to introduce Mrs. Amanda Walters.
[Alf, Irene and Colleen stare in shock]
Graham Walters: We just couldn't wait to share our love for each other.
Alf Stewart: Well... Let me be the first to congratulate you.
Irene Roberts: [nods slowly] Yeah, that's... wow.
Graham Walters: Colleen?
[Colleen simply stares, then downs the rest of her drink]
Colleen Smart: Wait until Madge Wilkins hears about this!
[storms out]
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Colleen Smart: You know what they say, Every clown has a silver lining.
Irene Roberts: Colleen, You're an idiot.
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Beth Hunter: [about Robbie] I went out to get the paper and look who followed me home. Can we keep him?
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Colleen Smart: Well, it isn't hard to figure out what's going on, Maximus. I wasn't born yesterday!
Max Sutherland: You can say that again. I mean, you're very smart, Mrs. Smart.
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Gypsy Nash: I Love you, Shelly.
Shelley Sutherland: No you don't.
Gypsy Nash: No, you're right. I don't.
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