Garfield and Friends (1988–1995)
Garfield: Microwave lasagna. Possibly nature's most perfect food.
Mr. Sprocket: Kids don't want to see a cartoon about a cat.
Garfield: They're culturally deprived.
Garfield: [on show intro] Hey, Heathcliff! Eat your heart out!
Garfield: Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on.
Garfield: [commercial bumper] Here are some commercials and then, more of me.
Orson: [singing] Does your nose look like a banana?/Are your toes shaped like Indiana?/Do your ears seem bigger than Montana?/Dry your tears, we understand you/
Orson: Hey everyone has something strange about them, that's what makes us special/Wouldn't it be great if you could look in the mirror and say/
Orson: Yo banana nose! Now you know how my sailboat goes/Here's Montana ears, I have ears so my sister can steer/Hey hey hey Indiana toes, getting me across those winter snows/Whatever the name, I'm still the same nice person.
Garfield: [Odie takes him to a head of cabbage, after telling him it was a watch] Odie, that is not a watch, it's a head of cabbage, there is a difference. You do not tell time with a watch, you make cole slaw out of it.
Garfield: Odie, you have a head of cabbage!
Garfield: [crash, Odie whines] Either Jon's home or someone's put a VCR down the garbage disposer.
Garfield: Think of a number between 1 and 10. The number you think of is 7.
Garfield: Smart kids watch this show other kids change the channel.
Garfield: After seven seasons we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot.
Garfield: [commercial bumper] "Garfield and Friends" will be right back. At least, I'll be.
Garfield: We've got to stop that crazy chick from writing on my logo every week.
Garfield: Today featuring Binky The Clown! So turn up the volume kids!