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Empty Nest (TV Series 1988–1995) Poster

(1988–1995)

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Carol Weston: My biggest fear is that there is no such thing as PMS and that this is who I really am.

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Dr. Harry Weston: When you name your daughter Rita, you should probably expect a slut.

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Dr. Harry Weston: Laverne, I've just told a ten-year-old boy that he's become a woman!

Laverne Higby Todd Kane: Then he'll probably be wanting a second opinion

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Carol Weston: I am sick!

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Officer Barbara Weston: Charley, why do you have beef jerky in your pocket?

Charley Dietz: Maybe I'm just pleased to see you.

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Charley Dietz: Hi all. Feed me.

Carol Weston: To what?

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Dorothy Zbornak: How do you do. I'm Dorothy Zbornak.

Laverne Higby Todd Kane: Geriatrics is two doors down on the left.

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Officer Barbara Weston: [cooking] Charley, don't you want to stay for dinner?

Charley Dietz: I don't know, Barbara. It smells real bad.

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Charley Dietz: I don't wanna change my image at all. I'm happy with who I am.

Carol Weston: Mistake.

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