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Who's That Girl (1987) More at IMDbPro »

Montgomery Bell: Excuse the mess, I recently lost Elwood my housekeeper.
Louden Trott: He quit?
Montgomery Bell: No, no, no. I lost him. I think he is in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing.
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Nikki Finn: [pointing at wall with "dead end sign" into which she has just crashed a car] I'm sorry officer but my husband, see, he's having a heart attack and I had to rush him to the hospital and I must not have been paying attention because I took a wrong turn and is this the way?
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Nikki Finn: C'mon Lounde, haven't you ever done anything you were proud of?
Louden Trott: Well, I used to be really good at fencing.
Nikki Finn: See? There you go. I knew ya' had it in ya'.
Louden Trott: Yeah, but of course my father would never come watch me.
Nikki Finn: Why would your father wanna watch you turn over stolen goods? You're twisted!
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Nurse #1: Okay, okay, what's your husband's name?
Nikki Finn: Louden.
Nurse #1: And his last name?
Nikki Finn: Clear.
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Louden Trott: Just tell me, I won't be upset. I really just want to know. Are you the Anti-Christ? You can tell me, really. I won't be mad. You are, aren't you?
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Louden Trott: You're lying.
Nikki Finn: How do you know?
Louden Trott: Your lips are moving.
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Wendy Worthington: Are you listening to me, Louden?
Louden Trott: No. No dear, I'm not.
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Wendy Worthington: Is it possible for you to be any dumber?
Buck: I-I don't see how.
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Cabbie #1: So, you're getting married?
Louden Trott: Yep. Tomorrow at noon, I'm marrying Wendy Worthington.
Cabbie #1: You? Nah.
Louden Trott: What?
Cabbie #1: You marrying Wendy Worthington? I can't see it. You're not her type.
Louden Trott: You know Wendy Worthington?
Cabbie #1: Sure. Wendy from Scarsdale. I had her in the cab once.
Louden Trott: Well, just because you happened to have given her a ride, that doesn't mean that you know her type.
Cabbie #1: I didn't say I gave her a ride. I said I had her in the cab.
[Louden slumps back in his seat looking mortified as the cab comes to a stop]
Cabbie #1: Here we are. That'll be $6.50.
Louden Trott: I don't have any money.
Cabbie #1: Oh, forget it. For any friend of Wendy's.
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[Louden and Nikki are in a taxi cab tailing a UPS truck to a large house]
Louden Trott: [to the driver] That's the truck. Pull over here.
Cabbie #2: [Jamaican accent] Hey, this is where Wendy Worthington lives.
Louden Trott: Yeah, that's right. How do you know Wendy Worthington lives here?
Cabbie #2: I had her in my cab once.
[Louden pays the cabbie and exits the taxi, once again looking mortified]
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Louden Trott: We did one of your things already. We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of MY things.
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Louden Trott: Is this rent-controlled or what?
Montgomery Bell: Actually - I own the block.
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Wendy Worthington: You'll take care of me, won't you Buck?
Buck: Of course I will. I'm very muscular.
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[an elderly cab driver pulls up outside the Worthington mansion]
Cabbie #3: Hey, what's going on here?
Sandy - Wendy's Friend, Heather - Wendy's friend, Rachel - Wendy's Friend, Denise - Wendy's Friend, Holly - Wendy's Friend: We're trying to get in!
Cabbie #3: Oh, hang on. I'll open the gate. Wendy gave me the keys. I had her in my cab once.
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Nikki Finn: [in a sing-song voice, as she races to pass a train before it reaches the intersection] We'll make it!
Louden Trott: I'll accept anything but a tie.
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Prison Oficer: One black leather jacket, one plastic comb, blue, two studded leather bracelets, black, and one lipstick, fire engine red.
Donovan: [sarcastically] All your worldly possessions.
Nikki Finn: [speaking of the lipstick] Don't knock it, Donovan. You can't get this shade'a red anymore.
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Nikki Finn: [after jumping from one building over to another, to Louden] Jump!
Louden Trott: [reaching the edge of the building, nervous] What?
Nikki Finn: Come on!
Louden Trott: Are you insane?
Nikki Finn: I did it, you can do it!
Louden Trott: You're a criminal, I'm a tax attorney! I'll be alright here, I'm sure somebody'll call the cops.
Nikki Finn: They are the cops!
Louden Trott: [shots are being fired behind him, nonstop] AHH!
Louden Trott: [nervously] Maybe if I just explain...
Nikki Finn: Explain what, Trott? That we were buyin' four stolen semi-automatic weapons on your gold card?
Louden Trott: [jumps frantically to the next building] O.K.!
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