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Valet Girls (1987)

R | | Comedy | January 1987 (USA)
A young girl who aspires to a singing career gets herself and her best friend a job as valet parking girls at a Malibu party in order to meet people who can help them achieve their dreams.

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Meri D. Marshall ...
Lucy
April Stewart ...
Rosalind
Mary Kohnert ...
Carnation
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Dirk Zebra (as Christopher Weeks)
Patricia Scott Michel ...
Tina Zebra
Jon Sharp ...
Lindsey Brawnsworth
Michael Karm ...
Alvin Sunday
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Ike (as Steve Lyon)
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Ramon (as Randy Gallion)
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Dash
John Terlesky ...
Archie Lee Samples
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Edie Smegmite (as Jeane Byron)
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Victor Smegmite
Kenny Sacha ...
Tim Cheeseman
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Sammy Rodenko
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A young girl who aspires to a singing career gets herself and her best friend a job as valet parking girls at a Malibu party in order to meet people who can help them achieve their dreams.

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PARK IT WITH THE BEST!

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Comedy

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January 1987 (USA)  »

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As Garotas dos Carros  »

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Goofs

Multiple times over the course of the film, the boom mic will dip in and out of the frame. See more »

Quotes

Rosalind: Cheap turd.
Archie Lee Samples: What?
Rosalind: I said, 'I heard.'
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Rocks
Written by Monopoly
Performed by Monopoly
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The Big Blow
3 July 2010 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

I've seen some "bad-uns" over the last 50-odd years, but right from the credits, this rates as one of very worst movies I've ever seen. While it retains a VERY minor curiosity value due to the ultra-campy high-80s costumes and hair styles and the glimpses of '80s Hollywood, this is in every other respect irredeemable trash. I've seen porno films with better acting -- the inflatable alligator in the pool is by far the strongest performer -- and the same goes for the "script" (peee-euw!), cinematography and sound. I just saw this on TV as the late-night follow-up to 'Moonraker' -- one of the lamest of all Bond films -- but trust me, that comes off looking like 'Gone With The Wind' compared to 'Valet Girls'. Undoubtedly a film that all concerned wish they could erase from history and an experience to be avoided at all costs unless you grew up through the 80s, have a stash of industrial-strength drugs and for some reason want a cringe-laden laugh to remind you how bad that decade was at its worst.


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