Valet Girls (1987)

A young girl who aspires to a singing career gets herself and her best friend a job as valet parking girls at a Malibu party in order to meet people who can help them achieve their dreams.

Director:

Rafal Zielinski

Writer:

Clark Carlton

Stars:

Meri D. Marshall, April Stewart, Mary Kohnert

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Meri D. Marshall	...	Lucy
April Stewart	...	Rosalind
Mary Kohnert	...	Carnation
Jack DeLeon	...	Dirk Zebra (as Christopher Weeks)
Patricia Scott Michel	...	Tina Zebra
Jon Sharp	...	Lindsey Brawnsworth
Michael Karm	...	Alvin Sunday
Steve Lyon	...	Ike
Randy Vasquez	...	Ramon (as Randy Gallion)
Stuart Fratkin	...	Dash
John Terlesky	...	Archie Lee Samples
Jean Byron	...	Edie Smegmite (as Jeane Byron)
Charles Cooper	...	Victor Smegmite
Kenny Sacha	...	Tim Cheeseman
Tony Cox	...	Sammy Rodenko

Storyline

A young girl who aspires to a singing career gets herself and her best friend a job as valet parking girls at a Malibu party in order to meet people who can help them achieve their dreams.

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Plot Keywords:

parking | car | independent film | title spoken by character

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Taglines:

PARK IT WITH THE BEST!

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Genres:

Comedy

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Certificate:

R

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

January 1987 (USA)

Also Known As:

As Garotas dos Carros

Company Credits

Production Co:

Lexyn Productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

82 min

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Goofs

During the opening credits, the girl drives from Tower Records (on Sunset Blvd in West Hollywood), then picks her friend up from UCLA (in Westwood), then drives back to Hollywood. As she passes the Beverly Hills Hotel, she is driving headed west. But, to make such a journey would have her headed east.

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Soundtracks

"Flyin' High"
Performed by Meri D. Marshall
Written by Bob Parr (as Robert Parr)

User Reviews

The Big Blow

I've seen some "bad-uns" over the last 50-odd years, but right from the credits, this rates as one of very worst movies I've ever seen. While it retains a VERY minor curiosity value due to the ultra-campy high-80s costumes and hair styles and the glimpses of '80s Hollywood, this is in every other respect irredeemable trash. I've seen porno films with better acting -- the inflatable alligator in the pool is by far the strongest performer -- and the same goes for the "script" (peee-euw!), cinematography and sound. I just saw this on TV as the late-night follow-up to 'Moonraker' -- one of the lamest of all Bond films -- but trust me, that comes off looking like 'Gone With The Wind' compared to 'Valet Girls'. Undoubtedly a film that all concerned wish they could erase from history and an experience to be avoided at all costs unless you grew up through the 80s, have a stash of industrial-strength drugs and for some reason want a cringe-laden laugh to remind you how bad that decade was at its worst.