Groups of visitors are taken on "Star Tours", a space tour bus set in the Star Wars universe. Thanks to an inexperienced and thoroughly incompetent robot pilot, what is billed as a leisurely tour to the Endor Moon becomes a wild ride as the tour gets caught up in a battle between the Empire and the rebels. Written by
Phil Karn <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The Ultimate Star Wars Adventure!
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While waiting in line, a voice announcement calls out for an illegally parked speeder license number THX 1138
(1971), an earlier film by George Lucas
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Have any of you humanoids flown on a StarSpeeder before? Well, I hope you enjoy your tour. Now, Now, please keep your party together as you approach the loading concourse. Heh, that is, if you ever like to see them again. If not, you can say goodbye now, heh heh heh.