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Slugs (1988) Poster

(1988)

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Frank Phillips: You don't have the authority to declare Happy Birthday!

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Mike Brady: Now maybe, just maybe, we're dealing with a mutant form of slug here, a kind that eats meat!

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Kim Brady: Did you hear? About Harold and Jean Morris?

Mike Brady: Nope, why?

Kim Brady: They're dead.

Mike Brady: Ah, come on now...

Kim Brady: Yeah, I heard it on the news. There was some sort of explosion in their greenhouse. They were both inside.

Mike Brady: Wha-Wait a second, how'd this happen?

Kim Brady: No one knows.

Mike Brady: Ah, Jesus. They were nice people. I liked them a lot.

Kim Brady: I know, I did too.

Mike Brady: [long pause as Brady looks down at the garden] So what are you doing out here anyway?

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Mike Brady: After I've dealt with these slugs, what do you say to we get naked and crazy?

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Mike Brady: Sheriff, you don't mind if I smoke do you?

Sheriff Reese: I sure as hell do, Brady. You can muck up your own lungs if you want but don't mess with mine, goddammit.

Sheriff Reese: [Brady throws his cigarettes out the window] Today's your lucky day, Brady.

Mike Brady: Oh really, why's that?

Sheriff Reese: Littering's a $500 fine in this state, don't let me catch you doing it again.

Mike Brady: Sheriff, you know what they found in those candies you're eating? Rat shit and maggot's eggs!

Sheriff Reese: [Sheriff spits the candy out the window] Pfffttt!

Mike Brady: Oh, now sheriff... littering! That's a $500 fine!

Sheriff Reese: Son of a bitch.

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