A modernisation of Edmond Rostands "Cyrano De Bergerac". C.D. Bales is a fire chief, who just happens to have an enormous nose. He hires a new fire-fighter, Chris, who is handsome, and knows his hoses, but is useless when it comes to women. Roxanne is an astronomer who has just arrived in town. She catches the eye of Chris, and he asks C.D. to help him woo her. Little does Chris know that C.D. is mad about Roxanne, but hasn't found the right way to tell her - yet. Written by
Colin Tinto <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Roxanne dreamed of a handsome, intelligent, romantic man. C.D. Bales is two out of three... but looks aren't everything!
Did You Know?
While wearing the false nose, Steve Martin
was often greeted with the phrase "Nice nose!" One day between scenes he had to use the lavatory in a bar, and on the way across the room he passed a group of bikers. Steeling himself for the usual greeting, he was delighted to hear one of the bikers instead ask "Why the long face?" See more
After rescuing the cat from the tree, the firefighters take the truck back to the firehouse with the ladder still up. C.D. runs after the truck and sees that they ran the ladder through the wall. The ladder is seen coming off the truck at a very low angle and straight back, but is sticking out the side of the firehouse at a very high angle. See more
Dixie! Hi, how you doing, girl? Yeah, I'm on my way. I'll be there in about five minutes. I'm bringing it! I've only had it a year and a half, I told you I'd return it. OK. So long. Talk to you later. All right. All right. Bye.
Comet Kowalski/Charlie flies through the night sky as the credits roll. See more
Composed and Produced by Bruce Smeaton See more