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The Pink Chiquitas (1987)

A pink meteor controlled by aliens lands near a small town and turns the local women into nymphos. A deputy sheriff and a local private eye investigate.

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Clip Bacardi
Elizabeth Edwards ...
Mary Ann Kowalski
Claudia Udy ...
Helen Walkman
John Hemphill ...
Ernie Bodine
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Deputy Barney Drum
Laura Robinson ...
Trudy Jones
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Stella Dumbrowski (as Cindy Valentine)
Gerald Isaac ...
Dwight Wright
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Anita
Robert Bredin ...
Dennis
Sharon Dyer ...
Grindle
Peter McBurnie ...
Jesse Cornfield
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Dave
Kevin Frankoff ...
Ken
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Hotshot private detective Tony Mareda Jr. arrives in the town of Beamsville being pursued by the hit men of mob boss Don Enchilada. As he dispatches them at the local drive through, a pink meteor roars overhead and crashes in the nearby woods. The townspeople tear off in pursuit, but as the young couples thrash through the woods in search of the rock the women are turned into ravenous nymphomaniacs. Next morning, their boyfriends are found in delirious shock and there is an empty crater where the meteor landed. Worried about what the event will do to his reelection bid, the mayor enlists Tony's help in solving the mystery. As he begins to investigate, however, local TV weatherman Clip Bacardi goes on the air with a chunk of the meteorite he found in the woods, and the sound of it transforms all of the women in town into scantily-clad vixens. A posse hunting for the meteor encounters Clip's girlfriend Mary Ann Kowalski, the local librarian who is now organizing a takeover of the town. ... Written by Anonymous

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These Chiquitas are gonna drive you bananas! See more »

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10 April 1987 (Canada)  »

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During the water skiing shootout between Tony Mareda and two hit-men, Tony's long-barreled revolver changes to a regular-sized one. See more »

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Dwight Wright: Run for your life, Helen! Better still: I'll run for my life, you hold them off!
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References Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow (1959) See more »

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You and I
Performed by Frank Stallone
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Good Idea, Wrong Script
22 October 2001 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I'm a big fan of the Allison Hayes classic "Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman" so I know just how good a movie can be that bashes men, but this movie is actually insulting to the men that watch it as well as the women who starred in it. There is only one funny scene as Frank Stallone wrestles with an uncatchable fish, and there's an inside "Andy Griffith" joke as Barney Fife becomes Barney Drumm, but there is very little redeeming matter in this movie. What could have been a fairly thrilling movie about women becoming superior to men is actually a wimpy disappointment as the women become unrealisticly sex crazed. The majority of the characters are cartoonish except for Frank Stallone as this movie seemed centered on his attempt to make himself bigger than his brother. It all turns into one big mess with little or no reason and a script seemingly written by high school kids. One out of ten stars.


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