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The Pink Chiquitas (1987)

A pink meteor controlled by aliens lands near a small town and turns the local women into nymphos. A deputy sheriff and a local private eye investigate.

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Clip Bacardi
Elizabeth Edwards ...
Mary Ann Kowalski
Claudia Udy ...
Helen Walkman
John Hemphill ...
Ernie Bodine
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Deputy Barney Drum
Laura Robinson ...
Trudy Jones
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Stella Dumbrowski (as Cindy Valentine)
Gerald Isaac ...
Dwight Wright
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Anita
Robert Bredin ...
Dennis
Sharon Dyer ...
Grindle
Peter McBurnie ...
Jesse Cornfield
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Dave
Kevin Frankoff ...
Ken
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Hotshot private detective Tony Mareda Jr. arrives in the town of Beamsville being pursued by the hit men of mob boss Don Enchilada. As he dispatches them at the local drive through, a pink meteor roars overhead and crashes in the nearby woods. The townspeople tear off in pursuit, but as the young couples thrash through the woods in search of the rock the women are turned into ravenous nymphomaniacs. Next morning, their boyfriends are found in delirious shock and there is an empty crater where the meteor landed. Worried about what the event will do to his reelection bid, the mayor enlists Tony's help in solving the mystery. As he begins to investigate, however, local TV weatherman Clip Bacardi goes on the air with a chunk of the meteorite he found in the woods, and the sound of it transforms all of the women in town into scantily-clad vixens. A posse hunting for the meteor encounters Clip's girlfriend Mary Ann Kowalski, the local librarian who is now organizing a takeover of the town. ... Written by Anonymous

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In the close-ups of the meteor in the crater, the special effects equipment is visible on the crater wall behind it. See more »

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Clip Bacardi: My God, man, you're a meteorologist! That's got to count for something!
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References How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965) See more »

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Pink Chiquita
Performed by Frank Stallone and Tony Marolda
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Stinky Pink Shiguitas
8 July 2005 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

Sly Stallone is hardly the finest actor in the world but compared to his brother, Frank...well, roll out those awards now! Mullet haired, muppet Frank seems to think that every part he plays, calls for him doing the role as an American/Italian Wise-guy refugee from the 'Godfather.' Please, somebody make him an acting offer 'he can refuse!' This film just stinks the place out, even by the terrible overacting in this, Frank still steals the acting dishonours. All the people compensate for their lack of talent by shouting their lines and throwing their arms about, gesticulating wildly in a style that went out of fashion back with silent films.

The plot, what there, is, makes no sense as a meteor lands and turns all the women into sex-crazed nymphets but as this is 15 certificate film, that just means they strip to their underwear and make moaning sounds like dogs on heat. What happens in the end, I'm not quite sure as I was losing the will to live long before the film finished.

Avoid this like the plague and watch 'Deep Impact' for a reasonable film about a meteor about to hit the earth.

N.B. Point of order: when one of the female leads strips down to her underwear, she has her knickers/panties under her suspenders/garter belt, it's knickers over the suspenders to allow women to go to the toilet with less fuss. A trivial point, perhaps, but shows how dumb this film is when they can't even get this right!


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