The Pink Chiquitas (1987)

Director:

Anthony Currie

Writer:

Anthony Currie (writer)

Genre:

Sci-Fi | Comedy

Tagline:

These ladies are out of this world!

Plot:

A pink meteor controlled by aliens lands near a small town and turns the local women into nymphos. A deputy sheriff and a local private eye investigate.

Plot Keywords:

Woods | Meteorite | Private Detective | Deputy Sheriff | Alien

Awards:

2 nominations

Cast

Frank Stallone	...	Tony Mareda Jr.
Bruce Pirrie	...	Clip Bacardi
Elizabeth Edwards	...	Mary Ann Kowalski
Claudia Udy	...	Helen Walkman
John Hemphill	...	Ernie Bodine
Don Lake	...	Deputy Barney Drum
Laura Robinson	...	Trudy Jones
Valentine Leone	...	Stella Dumbrowski (as Cindy Valentine)
Gerald Isaac	...	Dwight Wright
Diana Platts	...	Anita
Robert Bredin	...	Dennis
Sharon Dyer	...	Grindle
Peter McBurnie	...	Jesse Cornfield
T.J. Scott	...	Dave
Kevin Frankoff	...	Ken

Runtime:

USA:83 min

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Certification:

Iceland:L | USA:PG-13

Filming Locations:

Claremont, Ontario, Canada

Company:

Mount Pleasant

Trivia:

Remade a decade later as _Reds (1997)_.

Goofs:

Factual errors: At the drive-in Tony places a silencer on a revolver even though a silencer will not reduce the noise emitted by such a pistol.

Quotes:

Clip Bacardi: My God, man, you're a meteorologist! That's got to count for something!

Stinky Pink Shiguitas

Sly Stallone is hardly the finest actor in the world but compared to his brother, Frank...well, roll out those awards now! Mullet haired, muppet Frank seems to think that every part he plays, calls for him doing the role as an American/Italian Wise-guy refugee from the 'Godfather.' Please, somebody make him an acting offer 'he can refuse!' This film just stinks the place out, even by the terrible overacting in this, Frank still steals the acting dishonours. All the people compensate for their lack of talent by shouting their lines and throwing their arms about, gesticulating wildly in a style that went out of fashion back with silent films.

The plot, what there, is, makes no sense as a meteor lands and turns all the women into sex-crazed nymphets but as this is 15 certificate film, that just means they strip to their underwear and make moaning sounds like dogs on heat. What happens in the end, I'm not quite sure as I was losing the will to live long before the film finished.

Avoid this like the plague and watch 'Deep Impact' for a reasonable film about a meteor about to hit the earth.

N.B. Point of order: when one of the female leads strips down to her underwear, she has her knickers/panties under her suspenders/garter belt, it's knickers over the suspenders to allow women to go to the toilet with less fuss. A trivial point, perhaps, but shows how dumb this film is when they can't even get this right!