Mutant Hunt (1987)Director:Tim KincaidWriter:Tim Kincaid |
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Mutant Hunt (1987)Director:Tim KincaidWriter:Tim Kincaid |
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Rick Gianasi | ... |
Matt Riker
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Mary Fahey | ... |
Darla Haynes
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Johnny Felix
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Taunie Vrenon | ... |
Elaine Eliot
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Bill Peterson | ... |
Z
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Mark Umile | ... |
Dr. Paul Haynes
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Stormy Spill | ... |
Domina
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Doug Devos | ... |
Hydro
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Warren Ulaner | ... |
Alpha Cyborg
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Mark Legan | ... |
Beta Cyborg
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Asie Kid | ... |
Duc Toy
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LeeAnne Baker | ... |
Pleasure Droid
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Nancy Arons | ... |
Window Lady
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Adriane Lee | ... |
Amber Dawn
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Edward R. Mallia | ... |
Boy Friend
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Mutant Hunt is a movie I've wanted to see ever since learning of its existence - admit it, the title is irresistible - only, of course, to be disappointed by what a turd it inevitably turned out to be. From Tim Kincaid and the team behind Breeders, this follow-up fails to live up to the already low expectations aroused by that tacky but fun exercise in sci-fi cheesecake. Where Breeders was dopey, decently paced, and filled with quality nudity, Mutant Hunt is dopey, dull, and just barely weird enough to keep it from being a total waste of time.
The script is lame, the fights are drab, the heroes have all the charisma of musclebound Ben Steins, and after the goofy energy of the opening scenes, Mutant Hunt sags into an apparent indifference to itself, droning along and tugging at the poor viewer's patience until the 76 minutes feel more like 120.
Saving this one from utter abomination, thankfully, are the unintentional humor and gooey effects attendant upon the pack of cheap, zombie-like titular creatures, who are actually lumbering Terminatoresque cyborgs on dope that supposedly makes them sex maniacs, though this aspect of their villainy is never really exploited. They're slimy and fairly disgusting to look at, which is nice, but I did find myself wishing the plot and porno-level budget had given them more in the way of havoc to wreak.