After the sun sets, David, Paul, and Dwayne go looking for Sam, Michael, and the Frog Brothers, who are holed up at the Emerson house, preparing for the attack by filling squirt guns and the bathtub with holy water and garlic. The vampires crash into the house, sending every scattering in fear. Nanook destroys Paul by knocking him into the bathtub, which causes all of the plumbing fixtures to spew out blood, and Sam destroys Dwayne by shooting an arrow into his chest that impales him on the stereo, causing him to be electrocuted (or "death by stereo", as Sam puts it). Michael kills David by impaling him on some antlers. Unfortunately, Michael doesn't revert back to being human and realizes that David was not the head vampire. At this point, Lucy and Max (Edward Herrmann) return home following their dinner date. Lucy is appalled to see the state the house is in, and Max apologizes for his boys getting out of hand. He explains that it was Lucy he was after all along. As the head vampire and father figure, he needed a mother for his boys, and he figured that, if he could get Michael and Sam into the family, Lucy wouldn't be able to say no. Max then vamps out and goes after Lucy. Everyone tries to fight Max off, but it is Grandpa who comes barreling through the door in his jeep, impaling Max with a fence pole, causing him to explode in the fireplace. Michael, Star, and Laddie (Chance Michael Corbitt) then return to normal. In the final scene, Grandpa takes a drink from the refrigerator and says calmly, "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach...all the damn vampires."