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Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Poster

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Hoagie Newcombe: I have an irresistible urge to kiss you, Ellen Brody.

Ellen Brody: Why?

Hoagie Newcombe: Because... it would not occur to you why.

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Shark: Roar!

Jake: C'mon, you big overgrown goldfish, come to Jake!

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Michael Brody: How come it's my responsibility?

Carla Brody: Because.

Michael Brody: Oh. OK, now I understand; all you had to do was explain it. I take out the garbage... because.

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Ellen Brody: I want you, to get out of the water.

Michael Brody: What?

Ellen Brody: I want you, to get out of that terrible job!

Michael Brody: C'mon Mom, you can't be serious.

Ellen Brody: Damn! I'm serious.

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Michael Brody: [when the shark chases him through tunnels] JESUS CHRIST!

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Hoagie Newcombe: [as the shark swims up to him] Oh, shit.

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Ellen Brody: [to the shark] Come and get me, you son of a bitch!

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Michael Brody: [to torch-wielding welder wife Carla] I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.

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Michael Brody: Dad died of a heart attack!

Ellen Brody: No. He died from fear. The fear of it killed him.

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Jake: [to Michael and his crewmates] If mediocrity were fat, you'd all be whales!

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Hoagie Newcombe: If I go any faster this thing will turn into a flying Cuisinart and we'll all be diced into oblivion!

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Hoagie Newcombe: [last lines, as he is leaving] When I get back, remind to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi!

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