It Couldn't Happen Here (1987)
Radio Newsreader: The stranger has been known to masquerade as a priest wearing high heeled shoes.
Priest: I smell youth... vintage youth.
Neil Tennant: You don't have any weapons in there, do you?
Priest: Why? What do you need?
Chris Lowe: Where are you from?
Neil Tennant: Yes where are you from?
Priest: I'm glad you asked me twice. You see I'm a bilingual. A bilingual illiterate - I can't read in two languages.
Priest: I'm just tired... I've been up all night trying to round off the infinate. And Lucifer before the day doth go.
Chris Lowe: Don't we know you?
Priest: I don't know. I used to be blind. But then I started eating carrots. I still can't see during the day.