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Radio Newsreader: The stranger has been known to masquerade as a priest wearing high heeled shoes.

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Priest: I smell youth... vintage youth.

Neil Tennant: You don't have any weapons in there, do you?

Priest: Why? What do you need?

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Chris Lowe: Where are you from?

Neil Tennant: Yes where are you from?

Priest: I'm glad you asked me twice. You see I'm a bilingual. A bilingual illiterate - I can't read in two languages.

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Priest: I'm just tired... I've been up all night trying to round off the infinate. And Lucifer before the day doth go.

Chris Lowe: Don't we know you?

Priest: I don't know. I used to be blind. But then I started eating carrots. I still can't see during the day.

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Pilot: The dummy's a blasted existentialist!

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