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Me and Him (1988) Poster

(1988)

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Janet Anderson: [to Bert] Oh God! I wish I could be attracted to you.

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Him (voice): What is happening to you? These are the fantasies of a eunuch.

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Bert Uttanzi: [drunkenly hitting on his wife and her sister] Why don't you just admit it? You're both crazy about me.

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Janet Anderson: I'm drunk Bert Ufonzi.

Bert Uttanzi: ...tanzi

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Bert Uttanzi: You're outta control!

Him (voice): I'm sorry.

Bert Uttanzi: Did you say something, Judas?

Him (voice): Oh, Bert.

Bert Uttanzi: Judas Peniscariot!

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[Bert and Annette start making out]

Him (voice): Bert, she's gonna know I've been somewhere else.

Bert Uttanzi: You can't, you can't do this to me.

Annette Uttanzi: [laughs] Oh, yes I can.

Him (voice): I'm unclean, Bert.

Bert Uttanzi: Annette, please.

Him (voice): I'd hate to be you right now.

Annette Uttanzi: Bert, what is it?

Him (voice): She'll know right away.

Bert Uttanzi: I just, I just can't.

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