Me and Him (1988)
Janet Anderson: [to Bert] Oh God! I wish I could be attracted to you.
Him (voice): What is happening to you? These are the fantasies of a eunuch.
Bert Uttanzi: [drunkenly hitting on his wife and her sister] Why don't you just admit it? You're both crazy about me.
Bert Uttanzi: You're outta control!
Him (voice): I'm sorry.
Bert Uttanzi: Did you say something, Judas?
Him (voice): Oh, Bert.
Bert Uttanzi: Judas Peniscariot!
[Bert and Annette start making out]
Him (voice): Bert, she's gonna know I've been somewhere else.
Bert Uttanzi: You can't, you can't do this to me.
Annette Uttanzi: [laughs] Oh, yes I can.
Him (voice): I'm unclean, Bert.
Bert Uttanzi: Annette, please.
Him (voice): I'd hate to be you right now.
Annette Uttanzi: Bert, what is it?
Him (voice): She'll know right away.
Bert Uttanzi: I just, I just can't.