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House II: The Second Story (1987) Poster

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Bill: There it is. Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there or something.

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Gramps: Don't call me sir! I ain't no politician!

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Charlie: [referring to a potential human sacrifice] Is she really a virgin? Because I've never seen one before.

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Charlie: Good riddence. She's out of here. Now we can do what ever we want: run around in our underwear, make funny phone calls.

Jesse: Shut up Charlie! Can't you shut your mouth just once?

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Jesse: Jessie! It's me! I'm your great-great grandson. They named me after you. My name is Jessie too.

Gramps: [Gramps slowly removes mask, Jessie and Charlie wimper] My great-great grandson? What year is it?

Jesse: I don't know.

Gramps: Now don't you mess with me boy!

Jesse: Uhh! October 30, 1986!

Gramps: Well goddamn. I've been waitin' over 70 years for some jackass to get the scent to come dig me up. Thank you, boy.

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Gramps: [Crying] Look at me. I'm a 170-year-old fart. I'm a goddamn zombie.

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Charlie: [laughs at Jessie] I think she likes you.

Jesse: Come on, Charlie.

Charlie: No, really.

[Turns to Virgin]

Charlie: Who do you like better: me or him? Me: Charlie, crazy, yet fun, huh, or him.

[Jessie throws a food at Charlie's face]

Charlie: I rest my case.

[Virin throws something at Charlie]

Charlie: OWWW!

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John: Who's your friend? Bozo the Clown?

Charlie: Bozo the Death Machine.

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Slim: [Holds up the glowing skull] Now it's mine!

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High Priest: Give me the skull!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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