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Quotes
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Mary Lou Maloney : Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three months since my last confession. I've disobeyed my parents many times. I've taken the Lord's name in vain many times. I've had sinful relations, with boys at my school. Many boys, many times.
Priest : My child, these are great sins. You must prepare yourself for the consequences.
Mary Lou Maloney : Father, there's just one more thing.
Priest : What is it, my poor child?
Mary Lou Maloney : I loved every minute of it.
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Mary Lou Maloney : It's not who you come with, it's who takes you home.
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Young Buddy Cooper : [during sex behind the stage] What do you go out with that square for anyway?
Mary Lou Maloney : Because he treats me right, and his daddy's rich. Rich enough to make Billy cool.
Young Buddy Cooper : So, why do you go out with me?
Mary Lou Maloney : Because it's a big free country.
Young Buddy Cooper : Oh! God Bless America!
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Mary Lou Maloney : Cracking up?
[Vicky slaps Mary Lou across her face]
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[repeated line]
Mary Lou Maloney : Seeya later, alligator.
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Mary Lou Maloney : [while impatiently waiting to be crowned prom queen] Never mind the stupid cape, bonehead, just give me the crown.