Hello Again (1987)
Kevin Scanlon: Are you trying to get me to fall in love with the dog... and then with you?
Zelda: Are you crazy?
[points to squished fly]
Zelda: You just killed a transmigrating soul. I mean that could have been Beethoven, Boticelli... Jack Benny.
Lucy Chadman: Will you lighten up? You didn't marry Hastings for his money!
Kim Lacey: Of course I did! What else do you get married for? Love? Love lasts six, eight months tops. Money is forever.
Lucy Chadman: [struggling to get into a dress] Argh! I feel like I'm caught in a Trojan! A pleated Trojan! With fringe!
Lucy Chadman: You clean? This is cleaning, right? My son is cleaning? I never thought I'd live to see the day... actually I didn't.
Kim Lacey: Slim pickings this afternoon. They're married, or they dribble, or they're *otherwise engaged*.
Lucy Chadman: To each other?
Kim Lacey: Right!
Zelda: You should never help a human being who makes his living suctioning thigh fat.