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 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) More at IMDbPro »

Seth Romero: If brains were birdshit you'd have a clean cage.
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Jade: [referring to man doing handstand on skateboard] Hang on Rowdy. We got some nutcase in front of us.
Rowdy Abilene: Man...he must be smoking some heavy doobies.
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Rowdy Abilene: Jade, how bad you hit?
Jade: [with bullet hole in chest] I've been better.
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Rowdy Abilene: [as Colleen jogs away] Hey Colleen! You've got a great ass.
Colleen: [stops and looks back] So do you pilgrim.
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Rowdy Abilene: This is for the Molokai cops.
[throws flying disc laced with razorblades]
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Jade: [looking at exploded sex doll] A bazooka, Rowdy?
Rowdy Abilene: It's the only gun I can hit a moving target with.
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Jade: My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.
Rowdy Abilene: What'd your neighbors say?
Jade: They said I married her for her money.
Rowdy Abilene: [laughs, pause] Did you?
[laughs]
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