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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) 3.7
Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord ... See full summary » Director:Andy SidarisWriter:Andy Sidaris |
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Rowdy Abilene
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Dona Speir | ... | |
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Hope Marie Carlton | ... | |
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Harold Diamond | ... | |
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Rodrigo Obregón | ... |
Seth Romero
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Cynthia Brimhall | ... | |
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Patty Duffek | ... | |
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Wolf Larson | ... |
J.J. Jackson
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Lory Green | ... |
Rosie
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Kimo
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David DeShay | ... |
Ashley
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Michael A. Andrews | ... |
Michael /
Michele
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Kwan Hi Lim | ... |
Henry
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Joseph Hieu | ... |
Bobby /
Sumo Coach /
Karate Villain
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Peter Bromilow | ... |
Mr. Chang
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Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton <esutton@mindspring.com>
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Pay the Price for Paradise! See more »Parents Guide:
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March 1987 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
Agguato alle Hawaii See more »Company Credits
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Rowdy Abilene: What'd your neighbors say?
Jade: They said I married her for her money.
Rowdy Abilene: [laughs, pause] Did you?
[laughs]
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Written by Kevin Klingler, John Brainard and Bill Schreiber
Performed by Jay Molina
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When Rowdy drives his motorcycle out of the back of the van, it's clear that the motorcycle is already on the ground - and is not coming out of the van - as you can clearly see it resting on the earth. See more »Quotes
Jade: My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.Rowdy Abilene: What'd your neighbors say?
Jade: They said I married her for her money.
Rowdy Abilene: [laughs, pause] Did you?
[laughs]
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"Hard Ticket To Hawaii"Written by Kevin Klingler, John Brainard and Bill Schreiber
Performed by Jay Molina
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If you liked The Remains Of The Day, Terms Of Endearment, or Steel Magnolias... avoid this movie at all costs.
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Ofcourse, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee." (I can't make that up.)
Why would I bother telling you that I searched for years to find this movie on DVD to watch over and over and over again? I dare not watch another movie in this series for fear of besmearching the good name of this gem. Please, please, please, if have the opportunity, watch it at least once.
This movie is like how Richard Gere describes the opera in Pretty Woman. Those that love it, will love it forever, and those that don't will learn to appreciate it, but it will never become a part of their soul.
Enjoi filmphiles
P.S. I take no blame for mental trauma suffered from watching this film.