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Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord ... See full summary »

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Rowdy Abilene
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Harold Diamond ...
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Seth Romero (as Rodrigo Obregon)
Cynthia Brimhall ...
Edy
Patty Duffek ...
Wolf Larson ...
J.J. Jackson
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Kimo
David DeShay ...
Ashley
Michael A. Andrews ...
Michael / Michele (as Michael Andrews)
Kwan Hi Lim ...
Henry
Joseph Hieu ...
Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain
Peter Bromilow ...
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Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton <esutton@mindspring.com>

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Agguato alle Hawaii  »

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Andy Sidaris:  Whitey the TV director. See more »

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When the helicopter is shot down and blows up in mid-air, you can clearly see the rod it is hanging from at the top of the screen. See more »

Quotes

Rowdy Abilene: [as Colleen jogs away] Hey Colleen! You've got a great ass.
Colleen: [stops and looks back] So do you pilgrim.
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Andy and Arlene Sidaris' cat Yukon King is in the cast list and appears at the very end of the closing credits. See more »

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Hard Ticket To Hawaii
Written by Kevin Klingler, John Brainard and Bill Schreiber
Sung by Jay Molina
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An intellectual classic and a must see for all conspiracy theorists!
23 March 1999 | by (Guadelamolokai, Mexicali) – See all my reviews

This non-fiction masterpiece retells the riveting true story of two beautiful government super-agents, their pet snake & a diabolical criminal plot, the implications of which will surely send chills down your spine.

The safety of the free world is at stake as the evil Dr. Chang and his wily henchmen plot to flood the Hawaiian economy with drugs and diamonds. Only Donna & Taryn, two of the greatest agents this government has ever known, stand in the way. Armed only with nunchuks and throwing stars and with the help of their little reptile friend and his venom, specially engineered toxins derived from the diseased blood of cancerous rats, the two foxy ladies and the two secret super studs, Rowdie and Jade, embark upon their dangerous mission.

Will our heroes be able to stop these nefarious villains and save the world? Only through hot tub strategy sessions and with the help of Rowdie & Jade's "Trunk of Toys" will our heroes prevail.


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