Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

User Rating:

2.6/10   

Director:

Andy Sidaris

Writer (WGA):

Andy Sidaris (written by)

Release Date:

March 1987 (USA)

Genre:

Action

Tagline:

This Ain't No Hula!

Plot:

Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency...

Plot Keywords:

Female Nudity | Second Part | Breasts | Psychotronic | Hawaii

Cast

Ronn Moss	...	Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir	...	Donna Hamilton
Hope Marie Carlton	...	Taryn
Harold Diamond	...	Jade
Rodrigo Obregón	...	Seth Romero (as Rodrigo Obregon)
Cynthia Brimhall	...	Edy Stark
Patty Duffek	...	Pattycakes
Wolf Larson	...	J.J. Jackson
Lory Green	...	Rosie
Rustam Branaman	...	Kimo
David DeShay	...	Ashley
Michael A. Andrews	...	Michael / Michele (as Michael Andrews)
Kwan Hi Lim	...	Henry
Joseph Hieu	...	Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain
Peter Bromilow	...	Mr. Chang

Runtime:

96 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Iceland:16 | New Zealand:R18 | USA:Approved (PCA #26462) | Germany:BPjM Restricted

Filming Locations:

Kaluakoi Resort, Moloka'i, Hawaii, USA

Company:

Malibu Bay Films

Quotes:

Seth Romero: If brains were birdshit you'd have a clean cage.

Movie Connections:

Featured in "Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater: Aardvark Jubilee" (1995)

Soundtrack:

Hard Ticket

Eye Candy Hall of Fame

The members of the academy have selected this film into our Hall of Fame mainly on the physical attributes of Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton. These two lovely ladies make a (have a) wonderful pair and their camaraderie give this film a uplifting spirit seldom seen (think Newman & Redford). Throw in the changing clothes scene of Cynthia Brimhall and the topless walk-thru by Patty Duffek and the mix is complete. This is the first entry of the Sidaris spy-action movies with this ensemble. It is also the best work by Speir and Carlton in terms of acting without the threat of costumes stealing the scene. So grab a brew and watch this piece from start to the closing credits where the nude scenes are reshown (a wonderful final tribute thanks to the genius of Andy Sidaris).