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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

 -  Action | Thriller  -  March 1987 (USA)
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Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord ... See full summary »

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Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir ...
Hope Marie Carlton ...
Harold Diamond ...
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Seth Romero (as Rodrigo Obregon)
Cynthia Brimhall ...
Edy
Patty Duffek ...
Wolf Larson ...
J.J. Jackson
Lory Green ...
Rosie
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Kimo
David DeShay ...
Ashley
Michael A. Andrews ...
Michael / Michele (as Michael Andrews)
Kwan Hi Lim ...
Henry
Joseph Hieu ...
Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain
Peter Bromilow ...
Mr. Chang
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Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton <esutton@mindspring.com>

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Agguato alle Hawaii  »

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Goofs

When the skater and the blow up-doll are shot out of the air, the wires suspending them are visible. Also the skater is replaced by a doll. See more »

Quotes

Rowdy Abilene: [as Colleen jogs away] Hey Colleen! You've got a great ass.
Colleen: [stops and looks back] So do you pilgrim.
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Crazy Credits

Instead of opticals, all the credits are printed on brown packing paper and stuck on boxes and various items in the warehouse set both during the opening and end credits. See more »

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Followed by Enemy Gold (1993) See more »

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Hard Ticket
Written by Gary Stockdale and Bob Moore
Sung by Gary Stockdale
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So bad it's good? You betcha!

Hard ticket to Hawaii was introduced to me by pure randomness, on a rainy day of having nothing to do, I looked out on the Internet movies considered so horrible and cheesy, that they are actually hilarious and entertaining! I saw all of them except that one movie; Hard ticket to Hawaii... And... Oh.. My.. F****ng God, this movie is a masterpiece of awful! I mean, it's like if a Porn movie and Rambo had a baby... Let me sum up this movie in a few words; Boobs, Guns, Drugs, Blood, Lots of boobs and A GIANT SNAKE! After reading this, you probably have the urge of watching this flick out, if not well... Good for you, cause that movie if really terrible!

For those who wants to be entertained by nudity violence and hilariously bad dialogues, watch this movie you'll laugh your butt off! For those who wants a cinematic and artistic experience of art, well, why are you even on this page?! This movie, as a normal dude who wants to be entertained, deserves an 8/10... For the mainstream critics, it is AT BEST a 3/10... In my humble opinion! Thanks for reading!


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