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Includes footage from Full Metal Jacket (1987)
References
A Mickey Mouse figure is seen in the conference room for Stars and Stripes.
unhuman military training
In Vietnam, Joker refers to Cowboy as "the Lone Ranger."
Private Joker imitating John Wayne, referring to Animal Mother as "Pilgrim"
the drill instructor asks Private Joker if he thinks he's Mickey Spillane
Referenced in
title reference
Movieposter can be seen
Gun & Dick ("This is for fighting; this is for fun")
Gene Siskel compares "2001" to this and other Stanley Kubrick movies.
The army excerises seen ending with soldiers on a climbing frame with a sun setting in the background.
"Rip off your head, and shit down your neck!"
Homer names Bart's putter 'Charlene'.
Title reference
Mr. Orange's slow death by gunshot mirror's Pvt. Cowboy's slow death by gunshot in 'Full Metal Jacket'.
"I love you." Crow: "Long time"
The movie is mentioned in this one.
In the discussion on "Household Saints" (1993), Gene Siskel notes that Vincent D'Onofrio is from this movie.
Cover on shelf in 'Karl's Video Store'
"Hello Joker"
Ren has the female baboon puppet say, "Me love you long time," to the baboon.
Video in video rental store.
Skinner's attire, and shots of him running with his troops
"Full Metal Curly"
"Alright marines! Grab your socks and drop your...socks"
Cover on shelf in Karl's Video Store
In Full Metal Jacket Vincent D'Onofrio plays pvt. Pyle who commits suicide by shooting himself in the mouth, in the end of Strange Days he is chained to William Fichtner's character who commits suicide by shooting himself in the mouth
R. Lee Ermey's quote after the obesity murder, "somebody had a problem with the fat boy and decided to torture him," practically screams a reference to his role as Hartman in the Kubrick film, in which he did just that.
R. Lee Ermey recycles a lot of his dialogue from it here
R. Lee Ermey's guest role is based on Sgt. Hartman who he played in this film. He even goes as far as to quote the line "What is your major malfunction?!"
some of Duke Nukem's lines are used by the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket
Mentioned by Mike during the closing credits of "Laserblast."
"What is your malfunction?"
Burt Reynold's character tells Mark Wahlberg to "Stop this Mickey Mouse bullshit." R. Lee Ermey says "What is this Mickey Mouse shit?" in Full Metal Jacket.
Sally suggests watching this film.
Harold's speech at Red, calling him a "nothing" refers to the style and spirit of Sergeant Hartman addressing his troops the same way
Scene with Malibu police chief
Cartman has a head injury and thinks he is a Vietnemese prostitute, he then says "Me so horny, me love you long time", a famous quote uttered by a Vietnemese prostitute in this film.
Mentioned as one of D'Onofrio's prior credits.
"Drop your cocks, grab your socks" line said in a military setting
Siskel and Ebert quarrel about the film (in an archive clip).
poster visible at Mr. Chu's video store
All Peter can think to offer the japanese baseball player is " Me love you long time"
"What's your malfunction, Morris?"
The "I don't know what I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold" scene is payed homage to with the nationality changed to Canadian.
When Bill enters his apartment for the last time (right before he discovers the mask on his pillow) we can see a stack of Stanley Kubrick videos from on the long table under the painting. The one on the top is Full Metal Jacket (1987).
Making fun of Loni Anderson's look, a character quotes the infamous hooker from Full Metal Jacket: "Hey, GI, me love you long time!"
Opening credits: "Tim I-Scare-You-Long-Time "
title reference
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."
555-ME-SO-HORNY (Asian phone sex number)
Max quotes the famous "Me love you long time" line
several scenes are almost identical to scenes from the older film, especially the ones from early in the boot camp.
title reference to line from movie
The Janitor's father tells his son to do 30 pushups, telling him to 'Sound off like you got a pair'.
Clicking on a Night Elf Huntress multiple times will cause her to say "This is my owl, there are many like it, but this one's mine". Also clicking on an Orc Grunt multiple times will cause him to say "Me so horned. Me hurt you long time."
"What is your major malfunction?"
"Me love you long time"
Zack compares Mrs. Kim to Gny. Sgt. Hartman.
Ronnie acts tough and says the only jacket he has is a full metal one.
Level title: "Full Metal Jackass"
R. Lee Ermey references the film in an interview situation
Mention once
The lone female sniper concept was derived from this movie.
When Mort answers the phone before realizing the house has burned down, he asks "is that you John Wayne?" A reference to Mathew Modine's joke to the drill instructor in the opening scene of Full Metal Jacket.
Especially the ending is pretty obviously a reference to the ending of Full Metal Jacket.
Rick quotes "sucky, sucky" to Paris
"Weevil love you long time"
"Me live here long time"
"Sucky sucky" said to an Asian woman
In Man of the House, one of the cheerleaders says that Full Metal Jacket is her favourite movie.
"love you long time"
someone is asked what their "major malfunction" is
One of the films on the list
"Me so horny"
"Me so horny. Me love you long time."
"me so horny" (song lyrics)
At the end, when the news is covering the "wrap party". The lady anchor states that their Asian reporter saw the movie and "Loved it long time." This is a reference to the prostitute trying to pick up Matthew Modine in FMJ and the audio from that movie was made famous by rap group 2 Live Crew in "Me So Horny"
In "Dangeresque 3", Homestar's asks Strong Bad, "What is your malfunction?"
"she love him long time." "She's not even from Bangkok."
When Andy is playing poker, he says Me so horny, me love you long time.
When the character of Howie Stein is introduced, a few lines from this movie can be heard in the background
Headshaving in the beginning of the movie
Explicitly referenced by one of the characters when speaking on the phone
Cover on shelf in 'Karl's Video Store'
"Me so horny (song lyrics)
When Swoff snaps on Fergus, he is telling him to repeat the line from Full Metal Jacket that Gomer Pyle recites before killing Hartman, and himself.
A park drone quotes "What is your major malfunction?!"
"Are you eyeballin' me, boy?"
phrase "major malfunction" said
(said to Asian woman) "Me love you long time."
Asian girl says "me love you long time"
"What is your major malfunction?"
A poster can be seen when Roland falls into the dumpster
"What is your major malfunction, Bobby?"
Someone says "Kubrick made a perfect film in each genre, he made the perfect War film, he made a perfect comedy". The war film being referred to is this one.
"me love you long time" (song lyrics)
"major malfunction" mentioned
Shaw names his rifle Lorraine
Title reference.
Many of the scenes with Brian and Stewie in boot camp.
Homer is made to eat doughnuts while his fellow recruits do push-ups; later, Homer wonders when the drill sergeant will ask him "what his major malfunction is." Both pay homage to the 1987 military drama film.
Seen on the shelf in the DVD store
"major malfunction" said in military setting
(about an Asian girl) "I hope she love you long time."
We pan past several people surrounding a corpse, and hear each of theirs' responses to it.
Title referenced.
"Me so horny" ringtone, taken from the 2 Live Crew song that samples the film
In one scene a bar of soap is placed in a sock to create a weapon, like the one used by the soldiers to beat Private Pyle. Both victims were in a bed at the time.
The rich kids at school hit Chris with soap-filled socks at night.
subtle dialogue reference
"Major malfunction"
"Me love-a ping pong long time"
A marine says, "Drop that jelly donut!"
"What is your major malfunction, brotha?" -Scout
mentioned once
To quote Full Metal Jacket: "It's all one big shit sandwich, and we all gotta take a bite."
"me so horny" (song lyrics)
DiNozzo insists that Full Metal Jacket was the best Marine movie
mentioned by the Trickster
"Me love you long time"
"I'll be loving you long time" (song lyrics)
Abe (After geting drunk): "Me feels so horny"
During the final battle scene, over the communications systems someone yells "Get some! Get some! Get some!" in reference to the door gunner yelling "Get some!" while firing his machine gun.
At one point, Homestar says, "What is my malfunction?"
DVD cover shown as part of Jerry's life while at Circuit City
Alison plays the song "Me So Horny"
"I can love you long time" (song lyrics)
"Me love you long time"
Charlie: "after dinner I made him watch FMJ ...
"Animal Mother" (who was played by Adam Baldwin) appears as an agent codename in the LaFleur list.
"Love me long time"
"Me so horny" texted
"she'll love me long time"
"What's your major malfunction?"
General's quotes during his (happily) final battle is, "This is your rifle. That's your gun. My guess is you're shooting shooting blanks from both." This refers to a chant used in the Marine Corps in the film
DVD can be seen in the rental store
One of the guard soldiers has "Corn to Mill" written on his helmet. This is a connection to Full Metal Jacket's "Born to Kill" helment quotation.
The memorable "get some" line yelled by the helicopter door-gunner in Full Metal Jacket is heard several times from the door-gunners in Avatar
Abed says, "Jeff was the guy from 'Full Metal Jacket.'"
Gus says, "He's gonna come back with a bar of soap wrapped in a towel," to which Shawn replies, "There's no way we're getting 'D'Onofrio'ed."
Dean Asks "So he goes Full Metal Jacket on us?"
The guards talk about the film, when in the surveillance room.
"This is The Expendables, not Full Metal Jacket! There will be no sucky-sucky in this movie."
DVD case is shown.
"They likey Travey long time"
"We feed you long time"
Mentioned in dialogue, and a poster is shown
"...who does the Full Metal Jacket routine"
Rex Cameron quotes Sgt. Hartman in his rants
mentioned in dialogue
"Me likey big time"
a clip of Siskel and Ebert's review of the film is shown
"Looks like someone loved her long time"
Mentioned on DINozzo's bucket list.
"Me love you long time"
The "me love you long time" catch phrase is used in the cold opening.
Featured in
This film is #95 on the list.
Several iconic scenes from this film are shown.
Clips are shown
Featured on the Vietnam War movie documentary.
excerpt
Characters are talking and the trailer is being played on TV
clip shown
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clips shown
A fragment is shown.
A fragment is shown.
A fragment is shown.
a clip is shown during David Poland's segment
Vincent D'Onofrio is in both films, and footage of Pyle being abused by Hartmann is played during his character's flashbacks.
#6
Spoofed in
Spoofed during cold opening
similar title/plot
"The head-shaving scene is parodied.
Loc Dog: "Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that!"
Spoofed in the segment with Phil as the drill sergeant who gives the name "Mr. Jokey-Smiley" to a trainee
The speech made by the coach in the drill instructor hat
Dialog: "You love manual long time"
Gimpy's video game basic training sequences directly mimic the ones from this movie
The coach training the knights is played by Lee Ermey who spoofs his character from Full Metal Jacket
End Fight
Birdy giving Conker the manual. Specifically his quote, "Long time, you love manual long time". Para quote from "Da Nang Hooker".
when a character is called a whore, he appears dressed as one and says "Me so horny, me love you long time."
in the "Punk'd" parody, an R. Lee Ermey-type drill sergeant says similar things including: "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump" (then a soldier starts licking the toilet)
Scene in which "What is your major malfunction" is said -- entire scene is modeled upon similar part in "Full Metal Jacket"
The Drill Sergant punishing the other troops while making Homer eat doughnuts and salmon
Cartman encourages everyone to get a bar of soap and a sock to go after kenny with when they find out he has lice (eventually just giving him a bath)
Poster spoofs the Full Metal Jacket poster
features a Vietnam film "Full Metal Jackoff"
Spoofed in digital short
While cleaning his wheel chair, Joe shouts "THIS IS MY WHEELCHAIR! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE..."
At Base 9, when General Grawl is demanding Captain Baker for his invasion plans, one of the soldiers is wearing a helmet with the words "Corn to Mill" on it, spoofing Full Metal Jacket's quote "Born to Kill".
Cyril after he's snapped.
cutaway gag



