Evil Dead II (1987)
Ash: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
Ash: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh.
Annie: [Looking at a picture in the Necronomicon of Ash himself] In 1300 AD they called this man the uh, 'hero from the sky'. He was prophesied to have destroyed the evil.
Ash: He didn't do a very good job...
[upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand]
Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.
[Ash grabs a chainsaw]
Ash: That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing *now*?
Linda: Even now we have your darling Linda's soul, as she suffers in torment!
Ash: Youre going DOWN!
Bobbie Joe: You're holding my hand too tight.
Jake: Baby, I ain't holding your hand!
Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?
Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Henrietta: Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!
[Ash's Hand gains a life of it's own]
Ash: Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!
Ash: Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.
Ash: [being sucked in a vortex] For God's sake! How do you stop it?
Ash: [having just gotten hit in the face with a gusher of blood that turns to black goo] Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!
[staggers backward, voice drops]
Ash: See if we don't!
Ash: [as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!
Ash: [to his freshly sawn off possessed hand] Here's your new home.
[Ash places a bucket and a bunch of books on it to trap the hand, the top book reads "A farewell to arms"]
Ash: [as his evil sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a...!
[Ash is trapped in the cellar with Henrietta walking towards him]
Ash: Open the door. There's something down here!
Annie: Open it. Quickly
Jake: It's a trick
Bobbie Joe: [pointing to an *empty* room] It's in there...
Ash: We'll all go in together.
Jake: Hell no! You're the curious one!
Linda: [the demon has possessed Linda] Yes! Your love was a lie! And now she burns in hell!
Ash: [after Hand is cut off] You Bastards... You Dirty Bastards!
Professor Raymond Knowby: Recite the passages... dispel the evil... save my soul... and your own minds!
Ed Getley: We are the things that were and shall be again! Ahahahaha! Spirits of the book! We want what is yours! LIFE! Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!
Possessed Henrietta: Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!