The Duxorcist (1987)
Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck
Quotes
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Daffy Duck : Okay, so where's the fire? It's in the oven, I presume.
[He opens the oven to find an artic landscape inside]
Daffy Duck : Whoops, my mistake. Nothing a little Oozy-off couldn't fix.
[He opens the fridge; flames come out from inside]
Daffy Duck : Must be the frost-free kind
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Melissa Duck : Ouyay upidstay erkjay!
Daffy Duck : Gosh, and I thought French was the romantic language.
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Daffy Duck : [reading] "Of utmost importance in the exorcism of spirits is to keep them amused." Keep them amused, huh? I'll slay 'em. A guy comes up to me on the street, says he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So I bit him.
[a ghost appears]
Daffy Duck : Howdy, stranger. Just flew in from another world, I see. I bet your arms are tired.
[a second ghost appears]
Daffy Duck : They don't seem all that amused. Must be the culture gap. I'll hit a little closer to home. Did you hear about the girl who didn't pay her exorcism bill? Her soul got repossessed.
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Daffy Duck : Hokay, when did you start having these visions?
[Woman breathes fire on him]
Daffy Duck : You're blocking!
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Daffy Duck : So folks, call Daffy Duck, paranormalist at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.'d, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated!