[as Frank Bauggs confronts Kersey sneaking into his apartment]
Frank Bauggs: What the fuck are you doing here?
Paul Kersey: I was making a sandwich.
Rapist: Who the fuck are you?
Paul Kersey: Death!
Ed Zacharias: [shaking his birthday present box] Should I call the bomb squad?
Paul Kersey: Not great, but pretty damn good.
Paul Kersey: I was just using the... toilet?